1. A small mountain town in Massachusetts thats home to a huge pot making industry.
2. A place where all the inhabitants are in the VFD and every house burns down because nobody cares.

Tolland is the gayest town ever

Tolland by tollandjunkie June 2, 2009

trolland

Any troll on a message board who obsessively posts nonsense, stalks users, and is generally annoying. Comes from the IMDB troll James Boland.

Don't bother answering him, he's just another Trolland.

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Tolland High School

A school in Tolland fucking Connecticut run by the Niggler (aka any principal) all the Administrators are Pretentious Faggots with FUCKING stick up there ASSES AND THE KIDS are DEGENERATES. ALL THE KID ARE FUCKING RETARDED they all think flash drives are juuls and they all NEEDDD TO KILL THEMSELVES IMMEDIATE. ALL the girls are flat as fuck SO chad fucked them all (Chad arch enemie of mi maguire) FUCK. EVERYONE THINKS they come from the ghetto NO your not from the Ghetto if you were born in a Hospital FUCKING EVERYBODY was born in a Hospital .THIS school is fill with Autistic spergy MOTHERFUCKERS with there stupid fidget spiners
THEY smash their keyboard like austistc retards trying to play fortnite like JEWbots.

YOUR not a gangster your: REPEAT you are not

EVERYONE is to pussy to say NIGGER there is no BLACK PEOPLE to HEAR you
FUCK THIS SCHOOL

THE KIDS at TOLLAND HIGH SCHOOL have a very low IQ

WE should kill are selves

Tolland High School by thesadkljdasf October 29, 2019

Tolland MA

A place in the middle of nowhere where no one lives. About 5 different familes live there, and have been for the past 300 years. Electricity is scarce, along with paved roads, traffic lights, and people who use cell phones. They always have snow to get them out of their southwick schoolage.

Ben: I live in Tolland MA!

Mark: Huh?

Tolland MA by Doodlmyr January 25, 2010

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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