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thlitoris 

A clitoris on your thigh. Usually located on the back of the thigh halfway between the thigh and the gluteus. Extremely sensitive.
Brent: "Ben, can I touch your thlitoris?"
Ben: "you know that always makes me squirm!"
thlitoris by Thlitmaster7 April 6, 2015
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Twitoris 

Any news item or public event, no matter how small or hard to find, that arouses a sudden and significant level of excitement from the Twitter community.
Bob: Man, did you see how Twitter lit up after Ahmadinejad's statement that "(There is) no significant need for the United States"?

Dave: Yeah I know. He really found the twitoris with that one.
Twitoris by IdnEgo October 1, 2009
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Thetorism 

i don’t see the thetorism in that, but okay!
Thetorism by Thetorsist January 25, 2019
The area or space between breasts
Damnn! that girl has a huge titoris to go with those fat rolls.
Titoris by ShmiggenbottomMan December 3, 2010

Traitorist

a traitorist is a terrorist that is of American birth. an American who turns against his own country and carries out tarrorist acts. I guess he doesn't have to be American, could be any countries problem.
The dude from Wikileaks is a traitorist and should be dealt with as such, do we still have firing squads in the US??
Traitorist by Barkeep77 December 11, 2010

shlitoris 

1. When someone is trying to say shitty and clitoris in the same sentence and slur the words together.

2. A feminine body part one does not want to be familiarized with.
1. I tried to make Nancy orgasm but it wasn't working. Its like she has a shlitoris or something. I mean a shitty clitoris.

2. The smell when she opened her legs was unbearable because of her shlitoris.
shlitoris by the Ezmeister September 8, 2010
The sensitive part of a woman’s nipple.
Dude, you can’t just pit my entire titty in your mouth and think it excites me. You have to find my titoris.
Titoris by Dr. Shirley April 6, 2024
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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