shlitoris

1. When someone is trying to say shitty and clitoris in the same sentence and slur the words together.

2. A feminine body part one does not want to be familiarized with.

1. I tried to make Nancy orgasm but it wasn't working. Its like she has a shlitoris or something. I mean a shitty clitoris.

2. The smell when she opened her legs was unbearable because of her shlitoris.

by the Ezmeister September 8, 2010

multiple shitosis

The syndrome of having to shit multiple times in a day.

Friend 1: I gotta take a shit.

Friend 2: You just took one an hour ago.

Friend 1: I know I have multiple shitosis.

by Oldcountryboy November 29, 2014

shitorious

adjective: shitorious (a blend or a portmanteau word such as George W. Bush's "strategery" word he reportedly said he "owns" while SNL's producer, Lorne Michaels, said it was used by Will Ferrell in a satirical skit ).
1. the ultimate glorification of the word "shit"

Trump's behavior in office could be described by someone as dangerously juvenile, deviant and shitorious.

by sdurfee February 2, 2018

thlitoris

A clitoris on your thigh. Usually located on the back of the thigh halfway between the thigh and the gluteus. Extremely sensitive.

Brent: "Ben, can I touch your thlitoris?"
Ben: "you know that always makes me squirm!"

by Thlitmaster7 April 6, 2015

Sclitoris

Can also be referred to as "sclit". The scrotum of a Male to Female Transgendered person. Usually applied when hormones are used in conjunction to other physical changes during the Male's transition to female. The testicles and scrotum will decrease in size - thus changing the appearance of the scrotum to one a-typical of an adult or sexually mature male. The term can be applied to a Pre or Post operative transgendered person (with or without the penis), however it's primary usage is with the penis still intact.

"Dude, I squeezed that lady boy's sclitoris as I fucked his ass during my vacation in Thailand multiple times."
"That lady boy's sclitoris sagged a little after she slipped out of her panties."

by Dill Pickelz August 3, 2014

shlitring

When your anus is loose and leaks anal juices down your legs. Mainly feces or bloody diarrhea. You should not leave the toilet during this time, otherwise it will result in mass critisizm and stench throughout your life.

Excuse me teacher, I have shlitring today. May I be excused for many hours.

by Leynic March 6, 2008

shitoris

The male prostate; the male version of the clitoris

Shitoris was a term coined by a Mr. Adam Carolla

by Bill A May 28, 2006