thlay

how fellas with a lithp say slay

- “oh my god marissa, your dress totally thlayed!”
- “go to speech therapy.”

thlay by thlayer July 13, 2022

heavy thway

Heavy Thway was born in the darkest chasms of Morder. Forged by Sauron himself no one knows if he is man, beast, or merely legend. Spotted at various times in history, his alleged 8 foot penis has conquered many kingdoms (Egypt, Rome and Athens to name a few). He can only be killed at midnight on January 12th of a leap year, by pouring cold barbecue sauce in his ear while repeatedly penetrating him with a fork. May he live long, and gift us with his presence for many a day.

"Yo I thought I saw Heavy Thway yesterday but it turned out it was The Rock on steroids wielding a huge dildo. Easy mistake"

heavy thway by Bob666667 September 30, 2013

sal tlay ka siti 

"Salt Lake City" (a city in the American state of Utah) as humorously pronounced by the Ugandan character Nabulungi in Trey Parker and Matt Stone's Broadway musical The Book of Mormon.

Sal Tlay Ka Siti/The most perfect place on Earth/Where flies don’t bite your eyeballs/and human life has worth/It isn’t a place of fairy tales, it’s as real as it can be/A land where evil doesn’t exist/Sal Tlay Ka Siti.

sal tlay ka siti by Vennn July 25, 2011

Talaya 

Beautiful, Goregous, street smart, plays hard to get, doesnt take any shit. A lot Of people want her attention, tends to always be chill. Straight up with everything she does.

Talaya is amazing, of course.
Her name is one of a kind, just like her.

Talaya by Blue ivy January 19, 2012

Talayeh 

Talayeh is a very beautiful, kind-hearted girl. She may seem like a spiteful, mean-spirited person at first but when you get to know her she can be an awesome individual. She doesn't take crap from anyone she finds irrelevant and is easy to get along with. This name means golden ray of sun which explains why girls named Talayeh shine brightly.

Person A: Oh my god I had lunch with Talayeh today she is so nice.

Person B: Yeah I heard she has a big heart. Anyone would be lucky to have her.

Talayeh by Laylani Behreson May 20, 2017

Talaya 

Beautiful Woman, Intelligent, Deep thinker. Protective, Honest. Sexual Being.

Damn, She's bad. goodness.

Of Course, that's Talaya.

Talaya by SummerSetjones October 10, 2011

I thlammed my penith in the car door 

a term most commonly used when one slams their genitalia in the door of a locomotive, or when you're a duck fighting a dog.

I thlammed my penith in the car door

*slams*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I thlammed my penith in the car door by CrungleChugger97 September 21, 2021