thlad

a new theatre lad.

"pearce...you're such a massive thlad."

by crippled20 December 6, 2009

thados

To claim victory, even after you've lost, and badly.
To 'pwn with easy'.
To die testing a 'parashoot'.

Named after the stupidest player to ever stumble onto a WoW server

SIF I lost that duel, im pulling a thados, I pwned you with easy !!

Dude, you suck, that was a total thados
Yeah, my parashoot didn't open :(, dumb horde !

by creamcheese February 22, 2005

Jerking The Thad

Using yours or someone else's diarrhea as lubricant to masturbate.

I'm feeling a bit wild today... I think I'm going to Jerk The Thad

Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.

by GruntToeCristy May 28, 2020

Thad

A Thad is basically a mega Chad. A Thad is like a Chad but more powerful. Don't get on the bad side of a Thad or he will continuously yell "FIGHT ME BRO" at you.

Joaquin: Dude look at that Chad he gets all the ladies
Derik: Thats no Chad, THATS A THAD. LOOK AT ALL THE LADIES HE'S GETTING AND HE'S ONLY BEEN ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM FOR A WEEK!

by Marty Mac Ass Farty July 6, 2019

thadtime

'Thadtime' refers to ridiculously long time it takes for one named Thad to perform a task. All the while, time for Thad seems to move at a snails pace and he believes he can accomplish a huge amount of tasks in a very short time. Poor Thad is completely oblivious to the fact that he told someone he would be done in 10 minutes over 2 hours before. It is extremely unwise to refer to 'Thadtime' within earshot of Thad as it seems to invoke extreme agitation. Anyone who wishes to associate with him must be aware of Thadtime and adjust his/her life around it, as he will not acknowledge or change his Thadtime behaviour.

Thad: I'll be done with fixing this bike in 20 minutes. Tops.
Me: Ok, so I'll start dinner in 2 hours thadtime, then?
Thad: No, I just said 20 minutes!
Me: Ok, hun..sorry.

2 hours later.....
Me: Dinners done!
Thad: Ok, in in 5.
Me: (super quietly) ok, see you in the morning...

by Thads Babycakes June 28, 2011

Thadonia

Amazing friend, complete sweetheart, once of the best people you will ever meet. Can be shy but has no reason to be, amazingly gifted and talented. Quick with words. Put's his heart out there and doesn't deserve all the flack he gets. Easy to love and stay faithful to

He is such a Thadonia! I can tell him anything!
I can't wait to talk to Thadonia!

by Natzila November 30, 2011

I thlammed my penith in the car door

a term most commonly used when one slams their genitalia in the door of a locomotive, or when you're a duck fighting a dog.

I thlammed my penith in the car door

*slams*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by CrungleChugger97 September 21, 2021