To claim victory, even after you've lost, and badly.
To 'pwn with easy'.
To die testing a 'parashoot'.

Named after the stupidest player to ever stumble onto a WoW server

SIF I lost that duel, im pulling a thados, I pwned you with easy !!

Dude, you suck, that was a total thados
Yeah, my parashoot didn't open :(, dumb horde !

thados by creamcheese February 22, 2005

Related Words

thlad • Thad • Thaddeus • thaddy • Thead • Thade • Thaddee • thaden • thados • teladildonics

Jerking The Thad

Using yours or someone else's diarrhea as lubricant to masturbate.

I'm feeling a bit wild today... I think I'm going to Jerk The Thad

Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.

Jerking The Thad by GruntToeCristy May 28, 2020

Thad

A Thad is basically a mega Chad. A Thad is like a Chad but more powerful. Don't get on the bad side of a Thad or he will continuously yell "FIGHT ME BRO" at you.

Joaquin: Dude look at that Chad he gets all the ladies
Derik: Thats no Chad, THATS A THAD. LOOK AT ALL THE LADIES HE'S GETTING AND HE'S ONLY BEEN ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM FOR A WEEK!

Thad by Marty Mac Ass Farty July 6, 2019

thadtime

'Thadtime' refers to ridiculously long time it takes for one named Thad to perform a task. All the while, time for Thad seems to move at a snails pace and he believes he can accomplish a huge amount of tasks in a very short time. Poor Thad is completely oblivious to the fact that he told someone he would be done in 10 minutes over 2 hours before. It is extremely unwise to refer to 'Thadtime' within earshot of Thad as it seems to invoke extreme agitation. Anyone who wishes to associate with him must be aware of Thadtime and adjust his/her life around it, as he will not acknowledge or change his Thadtime behaviour.

Thad: I'll be done with fixing this bike in 20 minutes. Tops.
Me: Ok, so I'll start dinner in 2 hours thadtime, then?
Thad: No, I just said 20 minutes!
Me: Ok, hun..sorry.

2 hours later.....
Me: Dinners done!
Thad: Ok, in in 5.
Me: (super quietly) ok, see you in the morning...

thadtime by Thads Babycakes June 28, 2011

Thadonia

Amazing friend, complete sweetheart, once of the best people you will ever meet. Can be shy but has no reason to be, amazingly gifted and talented. Quick with words. Put's his heart out there and doesn't deserve all the flack he gets. Easy to love and stay faithful to

He is such a Thadonia! I can tell him anything!
I can't wait to talk to Thadonia!

Thadonia by Natzila November 30, 2011

I thlammed my penith in the car door

a term most commonly used when one slams their genitalia in the door of a locomotive, or when you're a duck fighting a dog.

I thlammed my penith in the car door

*slams*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I thlammed my penith in the car door by CrungleChugger97 September 21, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026