pearce

a way of saying someone or yourself is completly drunk.

ho: man, i think i am totally pearce

arab: same, but evyn is more pearce than you.

by hoevyn May 10, 2009

pearce

pearce(verb,noun)
to entertain small children under the pretext of teaching

A."I hear that Jackson man is up in court again."
B. "Yes, he just can't stop pearcing. He says he has quit music and was only teaching phonics for fun."
A. "I think he's innocent.Most pearcers are bald, deny liking children and come from Bourmouth."
B. "I agree, they should all be hung."

by Larry Grayson August 1, 2007

Pearce

The Best

Girl: "It was the best thing ever!!!"
Guy: "Woah! Second best! Don't forget Pearce

by chuciknorris12 November 1, 2010

Pearced

The act of going out for a cheeky lunch time tipple on a Thursday only to find your entire day obliterated by a full on session.

Girl 1: What happened to you on Thursday?!

Girl 2: Oh babes, I pearced THE SHIT out of the entire day, total friday fear the next day

Girl 1: Again Gemma?!...I think you have a problem...

by Dr. Fox 23 February 28, 2017

Pearce

Pearce is the name of a man with a mighty long penis. He has many friends and is sexy as hell.

Omg did u see Pearce I wanna give him a fine shag

by Turtle fishing crackhead May 31, 2019

Pearce

A nice and funny person that has really cool friends

Pearce is so funny and nice

by lol o lol November 19, 2019

Pearced

To drink so much that you not only black out, but also publicly humiliate yourself. Getting pearced often involves vomiting, getting naked, or urinating in public, and often ends with permanent banishment from the establishment you are patronizing.

Dude, I got totally pearced last night! I was so wasted, I walked out on the patio of the club and urinated on the wall in front of hundreds of people!

by kungf00m45t3r February 17, 2010