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Cock Thirsty 

Adjective,
Having an insationable thirst for the cock, and/or the fluids from said cock. Good discriptor to add to insults.
Megan was a total cock thirsty cum dumpster, no, is a total cock thirsty cum dumpster.
Cock Thirsty by Corey B. May 31, 2006

thirsty nigga 

A male that unsuccessfully attempts to hit on alot of girls for the sole purpose of having sex with them, but most of the time they are rejected and labeled as "thirsty niggas"
-"this guy is always trying to hit on me!"
-"what a thirsty nigga"
thirsty nigga by tookyogirl November 12, 2013

thirsty hoe 

A girl who comments heart emojis under every hot guys picture.

A girl who is constantly out for a boyfriend just so she can say she has one.
*Hot guy on instagram* "Oh my god youre soooo hot!"

"Damn, someones being a thirsty hoe."
thirsty hoe by Katt Hagins May 16, 2016

These pretzels are making me thirsty 

These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!

thirsty af 

Realllly thirsty, wanting to have sex
Boy, I am thirsty AF right now!
thirsty af by Deeez nutzzzz March 21, 2017

cock thirsty shit wizard

A magical man who just can't get enough of sucking dick.
" My cousin is a voodoo cock thirsty shit wizard"
cock thirsty shit wizard by JoeOde January 17, 2017
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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