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noun: A day of the week that a thirsty a**hole wants someone so bad obviously, to the point it supersedes all other days in the week which the desire for intercourse is request and/or demanded.
This guy at the gym asked for my phone number, but when I responded, "sorry, I'm married." He came back with, "Oh that's cool, maybe I can follow you in insta, twitter, FB, and snapchat; anything where I can show you my d**ck "...it must be Thirstday.
thirstday by nathanplacroix December 3, 2019
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the day of the week that was formerly known as Thursday or even "thirsty Thursday". A combination of the two to form a much easier word. Orgin- THE Michigan State University
"you better be going out tonight, its Thirstday"
thirstday by A. DUKE September 7, 2007
A Thursday night in which one attends the Neon Cactus in West Lafayette, IN. On Thirstday, one is serenaded by Piano Man Bruce whilst partaking in $1.75 32 oz. mixed drinks. Boiler UP!
"Yo Kelsey! Happy Thirstday man! Don't get anyone arrested at the Cactus tonight."
Thirstday by NotPurdueSports July 8, 2012
A very hot day that not even a single water is there.
Today is thirstday, which water will disappear.
Thirstday by Torq Doe September 17, 2022
An additional day, before Friday to get your drinking and partying on!
DAMN!! I wish is was Thirstday I need a glass of wine!!!!!!!!! or a whole bottle :)

Damn, I wish it was Thirstday so me and Lane could go to OTR!!
Thirstday by qtruntme July 19, 2011
The thursday before your senior break, your senior spring break, and the thursday during your senior break. On this day you have to at least get like ONE HUNDRED PUSSIES. Yeah put up all your fingers then multiply that all your fingers again, yeah thats a fucking hundred pussies in one fucking day.
Guys it's thirstday. Time to get a hundred pussies in one fucking day, multiply that number by the four of us and we will be getting more pussies than there are days in a fucking year. I'm so Thirstday for pussay.
Thirstday by Crunkwell January 14, 2009

Thursday night 

The major party night for an avetard. The avetards usually hit campus corner every Thursday night until 2 AM and then come back to The Ave with the whole city of Norman and drink beers and White Claws for the afterparty because the party never ends. The dab rig usually also makes an appearance at this time and then everyone ends up out like a light by the end of it all. Getting fucked up this night also gives the avetards an excuse to skip class Friday, which would happen regardless.
Dude, it's Thursday night, which bar on campus corner are we going to tonight to get fucked up? You know the weekend always starts early at The Ave.
Thursday night by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019