4 definitions by The Rockit
A female that is extremely adept at giving fellatio, sucking dick, polishing cocks etc.
Dervied from the notion of oral sex being third base, and there in the enshrinement into the Hall of Fame for exceptional play at the position.
Dervied from the notion of oral sex being third base, and there in the enshrinement into the Hall of Fame for exceptional play at the position.
Cory : Wow, what a first date, Michelle was fucking Mike Schmidt on my cock last night. She's fucking George Brett with a dick in her mouth. Couple more like that and I'll have to enshrine her as a Hall of Fame Thirdbasewoman.
Allison : She ain't shit, unzip your pants and I'll take you down like Brooks Robinson.
Cory : Please, last time you blew me it was like Scott Brosius meets Jerry Hairston Jr.
Allison : Ouch.
Allison : She ain't shit, unzip your pants and I'll take you down like Brooks Robinson.
Cory : Please, last time you blew me it was like Scott Brosius meets Jerry Hairston Jr.
Allison : Ouch.
by The Rockit February 24, 2010
A consultation, between man and woman, in which each evaluates a prospective sexual partner. A largely transactional encounter, the man will insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina, such that each party can determine if the size, tightness etc. is to their liking, and a sexual relationship is viable.
Gwendolyn : Hey Julie, you want to come over to my place tonight and watch Sex In The City in our pajamas ?
Julie : Can't make it, I've got Trevor coming over for dinner and a dick fitting.
Gwendolyn : Oh that's right, well let me now how it goes. I just had a dick fitting with Chad last week - that boy's size, does not fit all!
Julie : Trust me, you don't need to tell me that. I had to push Trevor's cock fitting back two weeks because of Chad.
Julie : Can't make it, I've got Trevor coming over for dinner and a dick fitting.
Gwendolyn : Oh that's right, well let me now how it goes. I just had a dick fitting with Chad last week - that boy's size, does not fit all!
Julie : Trust me, you don't need to tell me that. I had to push Trevor's cock fitting back two weeks because of Chad.
by The Rockit April 27, 2010
i) The saliva of a woman (or gay man)
ii) The saliva of an ass kissing co-worker
iii) The saliva of any senior HR employee
ii) The saliva of an ass kissing co-worker
iii) The saliva of any senior HR employee
After a girl spits on Rodney while speaking to him
Rodney: "Watch it bitch, you're getting your cock polish all over me"
Rodney: "Watch it bitch, you're getting your cock polish all over me"
by The Rockit February 10, 2010
i ) A half erect penis.
ii) Something that is useless
iii) Something that appears to be on its way to being useful, but isn't
iv) Something that possesses all the drawbacks, and none of the advantages of a given phenomenon
ii) Something that is useless
iii) Something that appears to be on its way to being useful, but isn't
iv) Something that possesses all the drawbacks, and none of the advantages of a given phenomenon
Steve : Did you get a raise at work ?
Dave : Yes, but only $2,000
Steve : That's like $50 a paycheck after taxes
Dave : It's about as useful as a half hard dick.
Dave : Yes, but only $2,000
Steve : That's like $50 a paycheck after taxes
Dave : It's about as useful as a half hard dick.
by The Rockit February 10, 2010