tardball
A cross between a retard and a goofball. Typically, someone who is a complete moron that should not be asking questions or given any tasks that involve the mentality over the age of a six year old.
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Tardball
A psychological manipulation game where you get an unsuspecting person to behave stupidly or inappropriately.
Tardball by Experiment1051 July 22, 2020
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tardball • turdball • Tarball • Tardbilly • tarballin • turdball neighbors • Turd Balloon • Turd ballsack
turdball
turdball neighbors
Neighbors who are the worst, most horrific nightmare people you have ever been forced to live next door to.
Here comes our turdball neighbors in their hellishly loud vehicle, watch them park and try to roll themselves, totally tanked, out of the car while they argue over which one is gonna fuck someone else while the other is at work!
turdball neighbors by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019
Tard ball
A new game discovered at a school I attend in Cambridgeshire. The Basic rules of the game, Tard ball are that you use any part of your body (preferably your hand) to hit the tennis ball against the ground first, and then the ball must hit the wall. The ball must not hit the ground twice before the wall or hit the wall first.
There is a serve line where the ball must surpass to count as a legal serve. The serve line is usually about 1 metre high. Other rules such as an obstruction come into action when a player has deliberately intended to decrease the opposing player’s chances of getting to the ball. Also after you have chosen your wall to play at, if the tennis ball hit a grass or mud area it is a foul shot and the player is eliminated from the round
There is a serve line where the ball must surpass to count as a legal serve. The serve line is usually about 1 metre high. Other rules such as an obstruction come into action when a player has deliberately intended to decrease the opposing player’s chances of getting to the ball. Also after you have chosen your wall to play at, if the tennis ball hit a grass or mud area it is a foul shot and the player is eliminated from the round
Tard ball is when One player serves the ball into the ground then onto the wall and the ball hits a mud area. The player is then eliminated from the round.
Tard ball by James Mynott December 3, 2006
turdball
Someone or something that is a disgrace or a bad influence on everyone. A turdball usually ticks everyone off by representing their stupidity in the least valuable ways. A turdball can also be defined with the following: someone that smells like crap, as if rolled in turds. For this is why the word gets its meaning. A turdball is disliked. The word is used as an insult, not a compliment.
A turdball can also be a ball of turds, or crap. For example, a small and round turd could be called a turdball.
A turdball can also be a ball of turds, or crap. For example, a small and round turd could be called a turdball.
1. "Stop it, Allysa! You are being a turdball!"
2. The turdball walked down the street, shoving the kids down onto the pavement.
3. The toddler's mother found turdballs all over her floor. She called her husband over to clean them up before they stained the carpet.
2. The turdball walked down the street, shoving the kids down onto the pavement.
3. The toddler's mother found turdballs all over her floor. She called her husband over to clean them up before they stained the carpet.
turdball by itchypants47 November 22, 2016
Tarball
1) n. A compressed file or group of compressed files with the .tar file extention.
2) n. Some annoying prick that follows you around everywhere like they're stuck to you.
3) n. A cleptomaniac.
4) n. A person of African decent.
2) n. Some annoying prick that follows you around everywhere like they're stuck to you.
3) n. A cleptomaniac.
4) n. A person of African decent.
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