Theta Phis are the most real
girls in any sorority. They are sweet, kind, caring, and crazy intelligent. They are leaders in on and off the campus representing true Greek Life. Not only are the all around bad-asses but they are the most crazy
fun sorority
girls you
will ever meet. They are the beautiful
girls you take home to mom and then they out drink your dad under the table, because they already out drank every fraternity. Never sober, always true are the theta phis, known for holding their liquor with class. The penguin best represents them because they travel in packs, mate for life, and are always dressed for a party. Do not try and mess with a theta phi
girl because if you mess with one you mess with the entire sorority. There sisterhood is the strongest, truest, and proudest of the greek tree. They would never bad mouth their sisters and are always there by there side. Every loyal, ever lasting are the Theta Phi Alpha
girls.
Dude1: Wow, you would be a perfect Theta Phi Alpha. You are
smart,
beautiful, sweet, outgoing, and crazy
fun!
PNM: Thanks! Its only the dream to belong to the best sorority on campus.
