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A sexual act in which the male takes a gigantic metal glove with stones on the knuckles, and shoves it into the female's vagina, destroying exactly half of the pussy in the process. No more, no less. Afterwards, the male uses only his fingers to pound the shredded half of the vagina into dust.
Ray: "Hey, I heard you used The Thanos on her last night?"
Steven: "Indeed I did! She's not feeling so good, though."
by Hyperspade June 05, 2018
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When you are about to cum, rest your nuts on her chin, and snap your fingers as half the population disappears and you leave.
I wanted to nut so I did The Thanos and left
by Chris Gr June 24, 2018
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A sexual act in which the male takes a humongous metal glove with rocks on its knuckles, shoves it into the female's pussy, and proceeds to use it to shred exactly half of the female's vagina. No more, no less. Afterwards, the male uses said glove to pound the shredded half of the vagina into dust using nothing but his fingers.
Brad: "Hey, so I heard you used The Thanos on her last night?"
Steven: "Indeed I did! She's not feeling so good, though."
by Hyperspade June 05, 2018
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