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The taint region of an animal, esp. pet dogs. Due to a dog's lack of buttocks, the region between the anus and genitals tends to lack any discernible features and instead exists only as a relatively plain and flat surface.
I awoke in my bed beside my dog, whose rear end was particularly close to my face. I was initially alarmed but was relieved to find that I was in closer proximity to the slate than the actual hole.
the slate by A. Patmos November 23, 2025
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wipe the slate clean 

To put old grievances aside and start over
guy; Hey buddy lets just wipe the slate clean , it's over.
wipe the slate clean by Goatscheese November 26, 2015

Wipe the slate clean 

A plan by Father Elijah to destroy the NCR & Legion,by unleashing the Sierra Madre's technology upon the wasteland,such as the cloud.
"Sources of food, supplies, medical assistance, ammo, make more collars, even print currency! Make a nation. The Cloud allows me to wipe the slate clean."

Cleaning the Slate 

Cleaning the slate is the act of getting so drunk that you wipe your brain clean of any recent information that you may have gathered. Slate cleanings are popular after big tests, projects, deadlines, or break-ups.
Josh had a really rough finals week, so he planned on cleaning the slate over the weekend to free up more space in his brain.
Cleaning the Slate by mad_mike701 August 31, 2011

Clean the slate 

When consecutive bouts of diarrhea cause you to blow up the bathroom, leaving your bowels devoid of any contents and about as clean as they were at birth.
Person 1: Holy shit dude, you look like you lost 10 pounds.

Person 2: Dude, you have no idea. I had four massive rounds of the shits last night and only got 2 hours of sleep. I can't think of a better way to clean the slate.
Clean the slate by ImpDave September 23, 2016

slate off the roof

"Psst! I hear Jason the rugby captain has a boyfriend. I'd never have guessed he was a slate off the roof!"

"Am I heck as like wearing that flowery- concoction- thinly disguised- as -aftershave on my night out with the boys. Do you want them to think I'm a slate off the roof??"

drop the kids off at the skate park

The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The

empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.
1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?

2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.