the semple

a disgusting and vile creature that prays on people in clubs, using the special 'semple walk' it approaches men from a distance, thrusting towards them, until either they run away; or it mounts them in public.

Tom: "which lad you reckon emilies after tonight?"
James: "dunno, collins maybe? oh wait no, there she goes, the semple's mounting her prey. poor guy, he'll never be able to wash that off."
Tom: "Torquebow!"
James: "Thats right tom, c'mon, the yellow bus is round the corner"

the semple by Mr. Jimmothy January 6, 2010

Who let the simpleton out of the asylum? 

A sentence said by a western man in a video game.

Stranger:Hey mister!

Man:Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?

Who let the simpleton out of the asylum? by TheGuyBehindTheWords June 11, 2020

The SimpleFlips Effect 

When you give up all hope on doing something absolutely ridiculous and convoluted, you successfully do that insanely idiotic thing you were doing.

SimpleFlips: I'm never doing this trick. I'm a failure, a fraud, and a villain. There is no hope for me ever doing this in a MILLION years.
*Does it immediately afterwards*
Chat: The SimpleFlips Effect strikes again!

The SimpleFlips Effect by RealBupBoy August 19, 2020

The sampler 

Also known as “finger test”. Inserting one or more fingers into the vagina then swiftly yet subtly (without the subject noticing) smelling the fingers ergo making the decision if cunnilingus is in order. Same technique can also be applied to the anus.

Kris says: “Did you eat her beaver ?”
Sebastian says: “No! I did the sampler and it wasn’t a very inviting scent!”

The sampler by SebbieFresh February 4, 2010

The Sampler 

A method of oral sex when a man (or women) eats out a womans vagina. You go in lightly, just barely licking the edge of the clit, and gradually increase the strength and length of your licks/penatrations with your tongue so you are "sampling" the woman's vag.

Some ladies consider it to be more arousing due to the gradually heightening and intensity of the licks/strokes.

Oh man Johnny gave me a the sampler last night and it really hit my spot!

Tim sampled Alexandra's pussy as he ate her out.

The Sampler by middymax May 2, 2009

The Simple Life 

That show that was addicting for only a little while, then got played out when season two came out. Made the girls look even more stupid than usual. Gained even more fame for it.

Kid1:Did you see "The Simple Life"?
Kid2: Yeah, who knew they were THAT stupid?

The Simple Life by Located in your pants April 25, 2006

the simple sluts 

A bad joke off of the simple life, it is a joke that has never really had success

Paris Hilton is the star of the simple sluts, which makes men masturbate like deranged monkeys

the simple sluts by Awesomeish Man April 5, 2007