the scratch 

v. To tweak the spelling or appearanece of something and change it to something else. Comes from changing the 1984 to 1981 on your drivers' licence so you can drink underage, like in the Mike Hines episode of 2000.

-'I can't get into the bar, I am too young.'
-'Give me your ID so I can give the motherfucker the scratch.'

The speed limit was too low so we gave the sign the scratch.

the scratch by saltcock October 20, 2004

the scratch 

an irritated throat from partaking in too many combustibles.

damn man i have the scratch....do you have any beer?

the scratch by Hersh Burson October 7, 2003

The Scratch Pad 

When a man shaves his pubic region completely clean a few days before plowing a woman. After a couple or three days the hair will take on a short stubble/prickly like texture. The woman then rides the man and with each thrust she feels the scratchy surface against her. Thus she feels like she is fucking a scratch pad.

The scratch pad I am sporting has given so many girls horrific rashes when we are done fucking.

The Scratch Pad by EZ_Timer May 23, 2016

from the scratch 

From the beginning

You have to let (name) know from the scratch if you fucks with them.
I could tell from the scratch she only wanted some dick.
From the scratch she had him pussywhipped.

from the scratch by Da Avatar October 31, 2019

Scratch the Russian 

... and underneath you'll find the second-rate Genghis Khan. This tradition involves violence, cruelty, and lying from the Mongols. Such a state will inevitably become thoroughly corrupt, violent, paranoid, technologically and socially backward, but the Russkies don’t care 'cause they have lived all their lives in authoritarian shithole, i. e. those ignorant tools simply cannot even think of any other model of government.

If Joseph Goebbels were alive, he would be jealous of how well vatniks are saturated with propaganda and the majority of them are jingoistic Putin followers. Sure, anyone can listen to this Führer and his Reichsminister of Foreign Affairs, Sergey Lavrov's statements as long as you keep in mind that 90% are lies and 10% exaggerations - perhaps they all live in a parallel universe as sovoks did in Soviet times.

Putinstan's attack on Ukraine has shown that the war has been proven to be a clusterfuck, they have failed on many levels. Vladolf Putler's dream is to restore that shithole to true superpower, the dream might come true when he is at a respectable age of 120.

A watched pot never boils, therefore Putler's military has adopted once again the good old Mongol tactics; massacres of civilians, tortures and rapes. Like their Asiatic ancestors, they are destroying all infrastructure such as water supply, granaries, hospitals etc. etc., and schools especially if there happen to be children, those future Nazis are a potential threat to Putinstan.

Scratch the Russian and underneath you'll find the second-rate Genghis Khan - more than 250 years enslavered by Mongols has its effects.

Scratch the Russian by O. W. Tongueincheek May 9, 2022

scratch the tape 

To change the (boring) music to something more appealing.

To reinvent oneself, ones life etc

Hey DJ, scratch the tape!!!

My life sucks, I need a change
You gotta scratch the tape man

scratch the tape by Praney Deb March 21, 2010

to scratch the old itch 

kind of joke. It means to satisfy the need to sex.

I just want to scratch the old itch.

to scratch the old itch by amar90 September 10, 2010