the rockies 

Kickass baseball team from Denver, Colorado. Set the most double plays in a post game series, 14. Have created a new month of the year called ROCKTOBER. Swept the Diamondbacks to win the National League Championships. Won the longest one game tiebreaker in major league history against the Padres. As of Rocktober 23, 2007 they are 21 for 22 games. They have the longest playoff streak in baseball history. They have the least errors in baseball history.

Note: All facts listed are for the 2007 Season and players listed below are not in any specific order.

Players of the rockies:
41 Jeremy Affeldt
35 Taylor Buchholz
60 Manny Corpas
37 Josh Fogg
26 Jeff Francis
40 Brian Fuentes
32 LaTroy Hawkins
34 Matt Herges
38 Ubaldo Jimenez
56 Franklin Morales
23 Ryan Speier
20 Chris Iannetta
8 Yorvit Torrealba
27 Garrett Atkins
1 Jamey Carroll
17 Todd Helton
7 Kazuo Matsui
2 Troy Tulowitzki
10 Jeff Baker
11 Brad Hawpe
5 Matt Holliday
12 Seth Smith
19 Ryan Spilborghs
18 Cory Sullivan
3 Willy Taveras

the rockies by Boots.1991 November 8, 2007

Redbank Tour of the Rockies 

A combination sexual act involving the Montana Monorail, Colorado Chocolate Blizzard, Idaho Twister, Wyoming Waffle, utah rainy day, Arizona Facial, and new mexico rodeo. The exact order of acts is not relevant, however due to probable injuries requiring a hosptial stay we sugggest the utah rainy and Wyoming Waffle be done last. Keep in mind the Wyoming Waffle may cause crimainal charges, but if you are bold enough you can follow it with a Mississippi Bullwhip. However, this would not be keeping in tune with the theme of this sexaul act.

Lori had been married to a preacher for most of her life and had stayed by his side living on a limited budget and never straying beyond the missionary position that he told her was required. But when she caught him with her brother in the baptismal pool playing hide the boner she decided to let her hair down. She drove over to the local biker bar and took them to the church where they perfomed the Redbank Tour of the Rockies on her just as the congregation showed up for Monday Night prayer service.

Redbank Tour of the Rockies by slipperyschlonge March 19, 2010

Redbank West of The Rockies Tour 

This is an act to only be attempted by people who are very sexually adventrous, flexiable, with good insurance, and a tolerance for concusions. To be considered a complete Redbank West of the Rockies Tour one and one's partner/s must complete a/an Alaskan Pipeline, Washington Candy Apple, Oregon Log Jam, California Carrot, Arizona Chilidog, Hawaiian Muscle Fuck, Idaho Slider, Utah Jaw Dropper, and Nevada Deposit Box within 12 hours.

Carolyn did not have enough money to see the sites west of the Rocky Moutains so she asked Ron and Josh to give her a Redbank West of the Rockies Tour. They were only happy to oblige her since they were some seriously messed up fuckers.

Redbank West of The Rockies Tour by flamingschlonge March 8, 2010

backpacking the rockies 

A website that specializes in backpacking in the rocky mountains. www.backpackingtherockies.com

I went to backpacking the rockies .com to figure out what backpack I should buy

backpacking the rockies by Nunyallsbiz April 18, 2013

tap the rockies

to indulge in some frost brewed coors light

Lets go down the bar for the game and tap the rockies

tap the rockies by SCHRECK980 February 3, 2010

YMCA of the Rockies 

A YMCA resort type place located outside of Estes Park with a sister location near Winter Park. You can rent cabins and lodge rooms. There are several actiities to sign up for as well as animals to watch.

"I went up to the YMCA of the rockies for the weekend and it was amazing! We did everything from snowshoeing to horseback riding!"

YMCA of the Rockies by Samson the Elk March 30, 2013

Tap the Rockies

Hooking up with a really tall chick. Ideally, someone who is taller than you.

Chase: "Alright guys I'm out. Gonna tap the Rockies"
Alex: "Another tall chick, eh?"

Tap the Rockies by Alex Bricks August 7, 2021