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The Quinns 

An exotic de-manlyizing STD contracted by the sexual intercourse (oral, anal, ear, nose, hand, foot, boob) with a girl from Winlsow Township NJ. With this disease a mans dick painfully shrivels up and falls off because any man dumb enough to touch her, deserves to never touch any thing again!!
Man 1: Dude, i think theres something wrong, my dick is shriveling up, and it hurts!
Man 2: Bro..... I think u have The Quinns!!
The Quinns by 123andrew May 6, 2011
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The Quinn 

A sex move where you bonk the shit out of either a journalist, to get a praising article written about your creation, or a judge in a contest, to win said competition.
My video game wasn't doing that well, but ever since I did the Quinn with that guy from Kotaku, I got all the exposure I need.
The Quinn by Faggy McFaggerson September 2, 2014

The Quinn Effect 

The tendency to encounter situations in which the opposing entity displays an unreasonable and unusual level of incompetence.
Person 1: Wow, how in the world does Quinn have such a high k/d this game? He is trash at the game normally, seems kinda sus to me.
Person 2: Nah dude it's not him, it's just the Quinn Effect in action.
Parson 1: Ohhhhh, that makes much more sense.

the quinn 

a highly skilled young gentleman.also a sexy love god.and is the hardist crew member.
oh may god the quinns comin that sexy man beast
the quinn by ken November 27, 2004

The Zoey and the Quinn

Basically the perfect friend pairing. Will weather any hardship together and are thick as thieves.
A: Hey, did you see these 2 buddying up?
B: Yeah, they seem to get along really well. They're basically the Zoey and the Quinn.
A: Makes me wish I had a friendship like that.

The Amanda Quinn Theory 

For every instance (x) that an Amanda Quinn tells you you're wrong, and every instance (y) that you are right, x will always equal y.

X(Amanda Quinn tells you you're wrong)=Y(You are wright)
Ethan:"Yoooooo, I TOTALLY ACED THAT CHEM TEST!!!"

Evan:"Forreal?!?"

Ethan:"Yea yo, Amanda Quinn told me I got every question wrong. So using the Amanda Quinn Theory I aced it!"

Evan:"Ohhhh, ardvark. You must've aced it then."
The Amanda Quinn Theory by shmead February 1, 2010

Quinn The Clapper 

Quinn is the type of masculine phenomenon who can pull your girl or any other girl. He has rizzed up the rapper Bia, Tanishq the celebrity, and Tanishq’s grandmother and clapped them with his tremendously large subway foot long defeater of a wiener. However, lookout if you find him, because he is a sly bastard who begs for food and scams the Indians (oh how the table has turned).
I want to be like Quinn The Clapper and plow everyone I see!
Quinn The Clapper by RizzwitJizz November 8, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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