ken's definitions

jerbo

to feel all tense becuase of years of viriginity.

He was like hot fire- jerbo to the last drop.

by ken January 24, 2006

jerbucci

exclamatory: a feeling of euphoria or elation.
Like eureka! or Booyah!

After winning the lottery, Warren shouted "Jerbucci"!

by ken January 24, 2006

Turbo-Jerbo

1.Doing something very quickly. High Speed.
2.Extremely fast masturbation. Mostly done for fear of being caught.

Little Clarke drove Turbo-Jerbo because he was late for his therapy.

by ken March 29, 2006

Tricklude

1. Having an insatiable thirst for tech knowledge
2. Being able to learn anything.

Vinnie, being a born Tricklude, learned Ubuntu in 1/2 an hour and built his own server with only a piece of chalk, cereal, and some glue!

by ken March 30, 2006

guismo

Pronounced (guhw-ee-ss-moe)

1. It is a term normally used when some good news has come your way. Usually after the word wicked.

2. It can be used as a sarcastic or unenthusiastic response to bad news as well.

1. "dude, math doesn't excist anymore!"
"Wicked guismo!"

2. "dude, we have 2,000 tests tomorrow."
"oh...wicked guismo..thats just friggin great!"

by Ken September 15, 2005

ashwini style

to skip first base, and go back afterwards, all within 20 minutes of alone time.

girl: LETs DO IT ASHWINI STYLE!

by ken April 23, 2005

pencil fucked

The act of writing information about a subject that one has absolutly no knowledge of.

Since I was totally clueless about the topic of my history final, I pencil fucked my way through the essay portion.

by ken May 5, 2005