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the principal by Dasangdfghhai HD swcuudf December 6, 2020
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The Principal
More like the drug dealer...
Janet: Did you hear? The principal sold drugs to little kids and teens..
Chrissa: He should be fired by now...right??
Janet: He isn't fired yet..for some reason.
Chrissa: He should be fired by now...right??
Janet: He isn't fired yet..for some reason.
The Principal by emmyandlola June 16, 2023
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the principal • The principals office • it's the principal of the thing • pay off the principal • Talk to the principal • trip to the principal’s office • The Manning Principal • The two tree principal principal • its the principles of it • monty pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology
trip to the principal’s office
1) When you’re in trouble with your boss at work, and your boss calls you into his office for a private talk
2) When your pastor sees you posting or doing something inappropriate on social media, and they confront you about it.
2) When your pastor sees you posting or doing something inappropriate on social media, and they confront you about it.
trip to the principal’s office by MinDATucker March 29, 2020
pay off the principal
Not to be confused with the shrewdly-prudent and virtuously-responsible practice of diligently settling your bills "up front and in full" and therefore carrying a zero balance (i.e., your "principle") on your credit card each month to avoid interest-fees, this term refers to the decidedly UNWISE and UNFAIR act of BRIBING (i.e., "paying off") the head-honcho at an establishment of learning (i.e., the "principal"), so that he'll kiss-buttingly bow to your outrageous stipulations and/or preferentially pull strings on your behalf, often to the detriment of others in the school.
Probably Ethan Couch's absurdly-indulgent father initially tried to pay off the principal so that his spoiled-a** Little Prince could be coddled and given unduly-preferential treatment, but then when this failed, he upped the ante by threatening to buy the entire school just so that Ethan could be tutored the way HE preferred him to be.
pay off the principal by QuacksO August 22, 2018
it's the principal of the thing
What a grade-school student tells someone as a reason for his unwillingness to perform a requested action; it means dat while he personally would not mind doing it, he is afraid dat "da big man in dat dreaded upstairs office" would disapprove, and thus he would give him major grief if he found out.
One sixth-grade boy conversing with another on da playground: Sorry, Dude --- I can't slip you a textbook in class to help you get a better grade on your test; it's the principal of the thing."
it's the principal of the thing by QuacksO February 3, 2023
Talk to the principal
When a coworker tells on you and the boss calls you into their office to talk to them; Refers to the way kids have to talk to the principal when they get in trouble and makes fun of the way that the tattle tales are being childish.
Talk to the principal by SiL3Nt J September 12, 2023
The Manning Principal
The idea that smaller breasts are better for playing with, especially for the person being touched. This phenomenon occurs because all breasts have the same amount of nerve endings, meaning that smaller breasts are more sensitive over less of an area.
Kyle: "Bro, why are you still dating that girl? She got them small boobs."
George: "Haven't you heard of The Manning Principal? Smaller ones are better!"
George: "Haven't you heard of The Manning Principal? Smaller ones are better!"
The Manning Principal by Albert Manning January 7, 2015
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