The Principal

More like the drug dealer...

Janet: Did you hear? The principal sold drugs to little kids and teens..
Chrissa: He should be fired by now...right??
Janet: He isn't fired yet..for some reason.

by emmyandlola June 16, 2023

Cum

Something that comes out of your dick and you drink it

Lola: Um what's cum? is that a drink?
Jack: Yeah, you wanna try?
Lola: Ok!
*whips out huge dick*
Lola: Uh, what are you doing?
Lola: Oh i don't want it now goodbye.

by emmyandlola January 06, 2023

Galloping

Some word... to show that you're laughing uncontrollably? No idea.

Saoirse: fuck tht twink and daddy
Maeve: I'M GALLOPING WHAT

by emmyandlola July 06, 2023

timothy heller

Oh yeah she's annoying she can go fuck herself

Timothy Heller can lick a poisonous dildo

by emmyandlola June 21, 2023

Nick

gay man who will fuck you every night

nick fucked john and now he cant breathe and is in the hospital

by emmyandlola December 24, 2022

Colleen

You will LOVE THIS GIRL SO MUCH! She is rocking the brown hair, the red lipstick, and the ukulele! Also by the way, She is NOT a groomer, she's just a loser! Haha!

Casper: Yo yo yo dude, have you seen that Colleen girl's new video!
Xerxes: Yeah, That "Toxic Gossip Train" song is totally rad!

by emmyandlola August 01, 2023

grammar police

He...knows...every...word...in...the...world

Jan: ofjeoifjeoijofkdwpfdpwfpjfijsoiajdjwofijdxdowqjpodj
Grammar PoPo: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis*
Jan: aijdwoijfasodkwfjawois?
Grammar PoPo: antidisestablishmentarianism*
Jan: IJFJSOIisowdoij.
Grammar PoPo: pulchritudinous*
Jan: wfijw?
Grammar PoPo: skidoo*
Jan: ofkewopewjfei!!
Grammar PoPo: incompatibilities*
Jan: BRUH SHUT UP
Grammar PoPo: i am doing what a grammar police does*

by emmyandlola June 10, 2023