grammar police

He...knows...every...word...in...the...world

Jan: ofjeoifjeoijofkdwpfdpwfpjfijsoiajdjwofijdxdowqjpodj
Grammar PoPo: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis*
Jan: aijdwoijfasodkwfjawois?
Grammar PoPo: antidisestablishmentarianism*
Jan: IJFJSOIisowdoij.
Grammar PoPo: pulchritudinous*
Jan: wfijw?
Grammar PoPo: skidoo*
Jan: ofkewopewjfei!!
Grammar PoPo: incompatibilities*
Jan: BRUH SHUT UP
Grammar PoPo: i am doing what a grammar police does*

by emmyandlola June 09, 2023

Unhappy

Most of the people's faces reading my definitions

Melanie Martinez: Are you happy now? Are you happy, with your unhappy meal? (-py meal?)

by emmyandlola August 03, 2023

Cyclone

Weaker version of a hurricane and typhoon, even though they're the same.

123FuckYou News: Cyclone Leila is killing everyone in africa and australia and the whole wide world and theres only 200,423 people left

by emmyandlola December 23, 2022

Cum

Something that comes out of your dick and you drink it

Lola: Um what's cum? is that a drink?
Jack: Yeah, you wanna try?
Lola: Ok!
*whips out huge dick*
Lola: Uh, what are you doing?
Lola: Oh i don't want it now goodbye.

by emmyandlola January 06, 2023

Lalala

the only song someone can think of

Jacob: Hey bro i dare you to sing in public!
Harry: But what song?
Jacob: Any, except Lalala.

by emmyandlola December 21, 2022

Gretchen

everyone bullies you for having this name

Mildred: Gretchen? More like bigass forehead.
Isobel: That makes no sense but i'm going to laugh
Agnes: STOP BULLYING MY GIRLY POP
Gretchen: cries near locker slits wrists hangs screams bashes head on wall

by emmyandlola December 21, 2022

Nick

gay man who will fuck you every night

nick fucked john and now he cant breathe and is in the hospital

by emmyandlola December 23, 2022