The Picture 

A very good and popular ace magazine read by every deicent red blooded male in Australia. If you dont read it then you can fuck off.

Im off to the shop to buy this weeks The Picture magazine

The Picture by icecream February 18, 2007

The Picture 

popular Australian men's magazine that comes out every 2 weeks. has a sister magazine called the picture: 100% home girls that comes out every 2 months and contains more explicit nudity than the fortnightly one.

son: dad have ya picked up the picture mag from the servo today
dad: I av' son and the sheila on the front cover has fuckin huge tits

The Picture by big boob master March 19, 2019

The Picture Timeline theory 

Looking at a womans older profile pictures on Facebook to determine when she became a slut.

"Dude, have you noticed how much sluttier Sheryl is getting?"

"I know man! I used The Picture Timeline theory on her and figured out she became a whore around grade 11."

The Picture Timeline theory by CrowNasty September 30, 2011

The Picture of Health 

If you see them on the street you go, “mmmm, health.”

Andrew is the picture of health.

The Picture of Health by Potatoes.are.life November 15, 2024

The Picture of Dorian Gray 

This book is a great cautionary tale for all my friends who want emo boyfriends. With all the murderers, it'll be a miracle if not one person thinks “I can fix him.” You know, if you're into that sort of thing. Did you see how his last relationship ended? Stay safe out there, ladies.

I have to say that there was not a lot of good representation in this book. If I wanted to see white men fuck everything up I'd turn on the news. And how can Basil describe Dorian as his “artist muse” and they didn’t kiss once?! Queerbait much, Oscar Wilde?

All I can say is, if Oscar Wilde claims that Dorian Gray really is hot, we can only assume Dorian had a different haircut than Oscar. If Dorian is as useless as he seems, the least he can do is look good while doing it.

Great book if you are the “queer teenager” demographic, and not the “old man who was made to read it in grade school” demographic. Either way you're picking up on the gay subtext.

Person 1: "Are you reading The Picture of Dorian Gray?"
Person 2: "No. Im reading The Picture of Dorian Gay."

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Gardenfeather February 21, 2025

Out of the picture 

Gone. Left. Could sometimes even mean dead.

No longer important.

Guy 1: Hey dude whatever happened to Roland?

Guy 2: Oh don't worry about him. Roland's out of the picture now.

Out of the picture by CranberryKing May 7, 2017

get the picture 

To understand the situation.

OK... OK... Don't say anything more! I get the picture!

get the picture by Juliano de Almeida Elias December 9, 2008