Definitions by CranberryKing

average guy

Ironically, the type of dude who a girl can spend the rest of her life with. He could be standing right in front of her and she'll overlook him at first because girls have a tendency to fall for broken bad boys. The average guy is most likely to be friend-zoned unless you're Ron from Kim Possible. Props to an average guy who scores a girlfriend!

"Average" guys are actually the best guys. When a girl dates a boy like this, he becomes more than average to her.

Girl 1: Ugh I just got dumped by Trent.
Girl 2: He wasn't right for you. Don't you think Robbie is a better fit?
Girl 1: Robbie is just an average guy, though.
Girl 2: So? He treats you nicer! Give him a chance.

average guy by CranberryKing December 4, 2017

Swolzies 

When you're so buff that your muscles have muscles.

Omg Heather, Craig came back from summer break and looks so hot now!
I know, Craig is totally swolzies.

Swolzies by CranberryKing July 21, 2017

Out of the picture 

Gone. Left. Could sometimes even mean dead.

No longer important.

Guy 1: Hey dude whatever happened to Roland?

Guy 2: Oh don't worry about him. Roland's out of the picture now.

Out of the picture by CranberryKing May 7, 2017

Nepple 

How Southerners say "nipple."

Southerner #1: Well that's a mighty fine nepple you have there!
Southerner #2: Thanks!

Nepple by CranberryKing February 5, 2017

Sirisly? 

The question you ask yourself when Siri on your phone acts dumb af.

You: Siri can I get directions to the nearest Starbucks?
Siri: Calling Mom now.
You: Sirisly?

Sirisly? by CranberryKing January 20, 2017

Mr. Right 

Your dream man. Could be anybody.

Tiffany: Omg, Rachel, I swear to you I found my Mr. Right today.

Rachel: Lucky. I'm still on the lookout.

Mr. Right by CranberryKing January 16, 2017

Pudding 

A phrase commonly used by grandmas. I'm sure your grandma calls you this.
Not to be confused with the delightful dessert.

Harley Quinn also calls the Joker this.

Grandma: It's good to see you, pudding!
Me: Grandma I told you to stop calling me that...

Pudding by CranberryKing January 16, 2017