CranberryKing's definitions

average guy

Ironically, the type of dude who a girl can spend the rest of her life with. He could be standing right in front of her and she'll overlook him at first because girls have a tendency to fall for broken bad boys. The average guy is most likely to be friend-zoned unless you're Ron from Kim Possible. Props to an average guy who scores a girlfriend!

"Average" guys are actually the best guys. When a girl dates a boy like this, he becomes more than average to her.

Girl 1: Ugh I just got dumped by Trent.
Girl 2: He wasn't right for you. Don't you think Robbie is a better fit?
Girl 1: Robbie is just an average guy, though.
Girl 2: So? He treats you nicer! Give him a chance.

by CranberryKing December 4, 2017

Mr. Right

Your dream man. Could be anybody.

Tiffany: Omg, Rachel, I swear to you I found my Mr. Right today.

Rachel: Lucky. I'm still on the lookout.

by CranberryKing January 16, 2017

Hyperdrive

When you move faster than the speed of light. Pretty cool. Spaceships and superheroes do it. Everything basically becomes blurry.

Pilot (1) to Pilot (2): Damn! Put that shit into hyperdrive so we can end up in the Nebulark Galaxy already.

Pilot (2) accelerates: Vroom Vroom!

Spaceship flies off into the stars.

by CranberryKing January 12, 2017

Out of the picture

Gone. Left. Could sometimes even mean dead.

No longer important.

Guy 1: Hey dude whatever happened to Roland?

Guy 2: Oh don't worry about him. Roland's out of the picture now.

by CranberryKing May 7, 2017

Swolzies

When you're so buff that your muscles have muscles.

Omg Heather, Craig came back from summer break and looks so hot now!
I know, Craig is totally swolzies.

by CranberryKing July 21, 2017

Pudding

A phrase commonly used by grandmas. I'm sure your grandma calls you this.
Not to be confused with the delightful dessert.

Harley Quinn also calls the Joker this.

Grandma: It's good to see you, pudding!
Me: Grandma I told you to stop calling me that...

by CranberryKing January 16, 2017

Nepple

How Southerners say "nipple."

Southerner #1: Well that's a mighty fine nepple you have there!
Southerner #2: Thanks!

by CranberryKing February 5, 2017