Guy 1: Hey dude whatever happened to Roland?
Guy 2: Oh don't worry about him. Roland's out of the picture now.
Guy 2: Oh don't worry about him. Roland's out of the picture now.
by CranberryKing May 06, 2017
Your dream man. Could be anybody.
Tiffany: Omg, Rachel, I swear to you I found my Mr. Right today.
Rachel: Lucky. I'm still on the lookout.
Rachel: Lucky. I'm still on the lookout.
by CranberryKing January 16, 2017
by CranberryKing February 06, 2017
When you move faster than the speed of light. Pretty cool. Spaceships and superheroes do it. Everything basically becomes blurry.
Pilot (1) to Pilot (2): Damn! Put that shit into hyperdrive so we can end up in the Nebulark Galaxy already.
Pilot (2) accelerates: Vroom Vroom!
Spaceship flies off into the stars.
Pilot (2) accelerates: Vroom Vroom!
Spaceship flies off into the stars.
by CranberryKing January 12, 2017
When someone tries to make you seem old, or makes fun of you for liking old-school things.
(Being outdated).
(Being outdated).
Bro #1: I love 50 Cent, fam!
Bro #2: What? Outta here with your Dusty ass. It's all about Kendrick Lamar now.
Bro #2: What? Outta here with your Dusty ass. It's all about Kendrick Lamar now.
by CranberryKing January 03, 2017
When you finish killing a bug in the house and rather than throwing the tissue out in the trash, you drown the sucker.
by CranberryKing January 04, 2017
Ironically, the type of dude who a girl can spend the rest of her life with. He could be standing right in front of her and she'll overlook him at first because girls have a tendency to fall for broken bad boys. The average guy is most likely to be friend-zoned unless you're Ron from Kim Possible. Props to an average guy who scores a girlfriend!
"Average" guys are actually the best guys. When a girl dates a boy like this, he becomes more than average to her.
"Average" guys are actually the best guys. When a girl dates a boy like this, he becomes more than average to her.
Girl 1: Ugh I just got dumped by Trent.
Girl 2: He wasn't right for you. Don't you think Robbie is a better fit?
Girl 1: Robbie is just an average guy, though.
Girl 2: So? He treats you nicer! Give him a chance.
Girl 2: He wasn't right for you. Don't you think Robbie is a better fit?
Girl 1: Robbie is just an average guy, though.
Girl 2: So? He treats you nicer! Give him a chance.
by CranberryKing December 04, 2017