10 definitions by CranberryKing

Nepple

How Southerners say "nipple."

Southerner #1: Well that's a mighty fine nepple you have there!
Southerner #2: Thanks!

by CranberryKing February 6, 2017

Hyperdrive

When you move faster than the speed of light. Pretty cool. Spaceships and superheroes do it. Everything basically becomes blurry.

Pilot (1) to Pilot (2): Damn! Put that shit into hyperdrive so we can end up in the Nebulark Galaxy already.

Pilot (2) accelerates: Vroom Vroom!

Spaceship flies off into the stars.

by CranberryKing January 12, 2017

Sirisly?

The question you ask yourself when Siri on your phone acts dumb af.

You: Siri can I get directions to the nearest Starbucks?
Siri: Calling Mom now.
You: Sirisly?

by CranberryKing January 20, 2017

average guy

Ironically, the type of dude who a girl can spend the rest of her life with. He could be standing right in front of her and she'll overlook him at first because girls have a tendency to fall for broken bad boys. The average guy is most likely to be friend-zoned unless you're Ron from Kim Possible. Props to an average guy who scores a girlfriend!

"Average" guys are actually the best guys. When a girl dates a boy like this, he becomes more than average to her.

Girl 1: Ugh I just got dumped by Trent.
Girl 2: He wasn't right for you. Don't you think Robbie is a better fit?
Girl 1: Robbie is just an average guy, though.
Girl 2: So? He treats you nicer! Give him a chance.

by CranberryKing December 4, 2017

Bug Flush

When you finish killing a bug in the house and rather than throwing the tissue out in the trash, you drown the sucker.

Damn! Look at that spider on the wall!
(Kills spider and runs to the toilet).

Nice bug flush, dude.

by CranberryKing January 4, 2017

Dusty

When someone tries to make you seem old, or makes fun of you for liking old-school things.
(Being outdated).

Bro #1: I love 50 Cent, fam!

Bro #2: What? Outta here with your Dusty ass. It's all about Kendrick Lamar now.

by CranberryKing January 3, 2017

Out of the picture

Gone. Left. Could sometimes even mean dead.

No longer important.

Guy 1: Hey dude whatever happened to Roland?

Guy 2: Oh don't worry about him. Roland's out of the picture now.

by CranberryKing May 6, 2017