Definitions by CranberryKing
average guy
Ironically, the type of dude who a girl can spend the rest of her life with. He could be standing right in front of her and she'll overlook him at first because girls have a tendency to fall for broken bad boys. The average guy is most likely to be friend-zoned unless you're Ron from Kim Possible. Props to an average guy who scores a girlfriend!
"Average" guys are actually the best guys. When a girl dates a boy like this, he becomes more than average to her.
"Average" guys are actually the best guys. When a girl dates a boy like this, he becomes more than average to her.
Girl 1: Ugh I just got dumped by Trent.
Girl 2: He wasn't right for you. Don't you think Robbie is a better fit?
Girl 1: Robbie is just an average guy, though.
Girl 2: So? He treats you nicer! Give him a chance.
Girl 2: He wasn't right for you. Don't you think Robbie is a better fit?
Girl 1: Robbie is just an average guy, though.
Girl 2: So? He treats you nicer! Give him a chance.
average guy by CranberryKing December 4, 2017
Swolzies
Omg Heather, Craig came back from summer break and looks so hot now!
I know, Craig is totally swolzies.
I know, Craig is totally swolzies.
Swolzies by CranberryKing July 21, 2017
Out of the picture
Guy 1: Hey dude whatever happened to Roland?
Guy 2: Oh don't worry about him. Roland's out of the picture now.
Guy 2: Oh don't worry about him. Roland's out of the picture now.
Out of the picture by CranberryKing May 7, 2017
Nepple
Nepple by CranberryKing February 5, 2017
Sirisly?
Sirisly? by CranberryKing January 20, 2017
Pudding
A phrase commonly used by grandmas. I'm sure your grandma calls you this.
Not to be confused with the delightful dessert.
Harley Quinn also calls the Joker this.
Not to be confused with the delightful dessert.
Harley Quinn also calls the Joker this.
Pudding by CranberryKing January 16, 2017