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Getting out of Shawshank 

To get out of a relationship with someone who you were not attracted to or particularly fond of anymore.
"So I heard you're single now, man."

"Yeah...after I realized that she was cheating, I decided it was time for Getting out of Shawshank and became a free man."

The Picture Timeline theory 

Looking at a womans older profile pictures on Facebook to determine when she became a slut.
"Dude, have you noticed how much sluttier Sheryl is getting?"

"I know man! I used The Picture Timeline theory on her and figured out she became a whore around grade 11."