The Onions 

When cooking with onions for a long period of time / great number of days, one may smell of onions and be unable to be rid of the smell.

The smell can also seep into pores, and when squeezing spots, they may smell of onions.

Girl, on squeezing her boyfriends spot:

Girl - "MAN, that reeks of onions"
Boy - "Yes, I made onion soup today".
Girl - "You have the onions!!"

The Onions by Leemla February 16, 2010

everything but the onions!

The natural response when an individual is asked if they have everything.

Mary: "Have you got everything?"
Tom: "Everything but the onions!"

everything but the onions! by green923jade April 26, 2017

tip-toeing around the onions

To work hard and be wary of right and wrong choices, usually used when discussing or describing work history and/or life choices.

MOM: "Your father and I have worked so hard trying to give you and your brothers the best life possible!"

DAUGHTER: " You don't think I don't know that!"

MOM: "You have no idea! We've both been Tip-toeing Around The Onions since birth for you!"

DAUGHTER: " Okay, Okay I get it, Jeez!"

tip-toeing around the onions by LastKARENnight August 26, 2012

toss the onions

Female masturbation.

"Chicks can toss the onions anywhere."
"A girl in my keyboarding class supposedly tossed the onions last year in class."
"Hot girls don't need to toss their own onions in class. They get chase to do it."

toss the onions by Sean May 9, 2004

Right in the queens onions

A term first coined by Nigel Norris. meaning to injure and/or receive a kick to the balls.

BWAAAA! RIGHT IN THE QUEENS ONIONS!

Right in the queens onions by Sir.Davey October 7, 2010

cookin' onions in the oven 

The act of stuffing a girls vagina full of onions, and then proceeding to eat her out until all the onions are gone.

Luke: Hey man, have you seen the onions around?

Tyler: Ya, sorry! I was cookin' onions in the oven with my gf last night!

cookin' onions in the oven by Not Mike M November 15, 2013

Parable Of The Onion 

Somewhere at the start of Shrek 1, Donkey is being a dick and Shrek stars chatting shit about onions. He tells Donkey that "there is more to ogres than people think" and says that ogres are like onions, they have layers. This is called the 'Parable Of Onion'.

(DISCLAIMER: DO NOT USE IN R.S EXAMS. YOU WILL NOT GET THE MARKS)

"Shrekism is a religion based upon the 'Parable Of The Onion'"

"Ogres have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers." - The Great Shrek (Peace be upon him).

Parable Of The Onion by Wagwan Bluuuud May 6, 2019