A.N.C.M.

The term used by pilots in emergency situations to describe the priority of actions.

The flight instructor informed his student that the acronym A.N.C.M. which stands for: Aviate, Navigate, Communicate, Masturbate should be the order of priority in an emergency situation.

by green923jade May 01, 2017

Gary-Gum

A performance-enhancing chewing gum which has the unfortunate side-effect of inducing diarrhoea.

Whilst taking my exams I was on the Gary-Gum.

by green923jade November 16, 2016

Batty Language

To speak in the native language of the anus.

John really was a tit and fluent in the batty language too!

by green923jade October 15, 2016

squash

To know absolutely nothing.

That idiot from down 10th Street, he don't know squash!

by green923jade October 18, 2017

8-ball hemorrhages

The appearance of the eye(s) following a beating that resembles the black (8-ball) in pool.

John had been beaten and had 8-ball hemorrhages from the head wound.

by green923jade April 27, 2017

Oh my badness!

The opposite of oh my goodness. When we have said or done something bad or sinful it is ones badness that had caused one to behave in such a manner.

Oh my badness! I have set the house on Fire.

by green923jade October 20, 2016

Sin is the spawn of insolence

That to be sinful is a product of insolent behaviour and that from sin will spawn insolence.

John did not know that sin is the spawn of insolence and that he himself was a sinner and a fornicator.

by green923jade October 21, 2016