Definitions by green923jade

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts 

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts by green923jade January 9, 2021

COVID Collaborator 

An individual who chooses not to comply with lawful restrictions and guidance in relation to the COVID-19 virus pandemic and collaborates with the virus to the detriment of law abiding citizens.

That man over there is not wearing a mask, he is a COVID Collaborator.

COVID Collaborator by green923jade December 21, 2020

doowen illegals

To participate in the consumption of illegal drugs. In Wales, the phonetic translation with an accent would be doowen illegals (doing illegals) which means doing illegal drugs.

Owen: Where is Myfanwy?
David: She is down the park doowen illegals.

doowen illegals by green923jade June 24, 2019

Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian 

Sir Ian Mckellen’s process for acting.

Wizard you shall not pass, cut, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian.

Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian by green923jade May 23, 2019

bud a dawg

When you are of low morality and integrity you are nothing bud a dawg.

He ain't nothin bud a dawg.

bud a dawg by green923jade May 21, 2019

squash 

To know absolutely nothing.

That idiot from down 10th Street, he don't know squash!

squash by green923jade October 17, 2017

chubba bubba 

A baby that has a a significant quantity of chub (fat) on its facial cheeks.

My goodness, Claire's baby is such a chubba bubba.

chubba bubba by green923jade October 8, 2017