green923jade's definitions

A.N.C.M.

The term used by pilots in emergency situations to describe the priority of actions.

The flight instructor informed his student that the acronym A.N.C.M. which stands for: Aviate, Navigate, Communicate, Masturbate should be the order of priority in an emergency situation.

by green923jade May 1, 2017

Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian

Sir Ian Mckellen’s process for acting.

Wizard you shall not pass, cut, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian.

by green923jade May 23, 2019

Tonka

The slang term for the Panavia Tornado ground attack aircraft.

I was at CAD West and saw three Hawks and a Tonka.

by green923jade May 3, 2017

M.A.T.H.S.

The acronym M.A.T.H.S. stands for Mathematical Anti-Telharsic Harfatum Septomin.

We use M.A.T.H.S. at almost every point of the day, whether we're working out how to thread our shoelaces, calculating the optimal moment on which to embark upon a conversation, or, if you can fly, planning your trajectory for the journey to work.

by green923jade May 1, 2017

Batty Language

To speak in the native language of the anus.

John really was a tit and fluent in the batty language too!

by green923jade October 15, 2016

doowen illegals

To participate in the consumption of illegal drugs. In Wales, the phonetic translation with an accent would be doowen illegals (doing illegals) which means doing illegal drugs.

Owen: Where is Myfanwy?
David: She is down the park doowen illegals.

by green923jade June 24, 2019

Boe Boe's

A term used to tell a child it is time for bed.

Cameron it is past your bedtime, it's time for boe boe's.

by green923jade November 15, 2016