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"America's Finest News Source." A satirical that makes fun of American politics and pop culture.
This article by The Onion is hilarious!
by Jon December 31, 2003
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Minotaur Wondering If There More To Life Than Bashing In Heads Of Those Who Dare Wander Into Labyrinth
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When someone has a big butt and you start to tear.
"Yo, that girl/guy got the onion! I'm tearing."
by J.L.A. March 02, 2015
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When cooking with onions for a long period of time / great number of days, one may smell of onions and be unable to be rid of the smell.

The smell can also seep into pores, and when squeezing spots, they may smell of onions.
Girl, on squeezing her boyfriends spot:

Girl - "MAN, that reeks of onions"
Boy - "Yes, I made onion soup today".
Girl - "You have the onions!!"
by Leemla February 16, 2010
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A hood in annpolis known for heavy drug activity also known as the onion block, 1800 block or Annapolis Gardens.
Im bout to hit the onion and cop me few grams.
by youngswagga101 March 07, 2009
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An annoying ass web site that posts fake articles.
Yet another "The Onion" article was posted on digg. Some users were tricked into believing the fake published content.
by bluemuffin June 04, 2009
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