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Kyle, the noodles!

by Mrs. Cookiecore February 20, 2025

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Enjoying the noodles

An orgy involving lots of tall skinny people with posture correction problems.

John, "I'm heading to the house party with Kate's tall friends, she's actually 6'5" when she stands up straight."

Julie, "Have fun enjoying the noodles."

by Monkey Shoulder June 8, 2013

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strain the noodles

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Man, that lemonade makes me want to strain the noodles!

by jesuslikescorndogs October 23, 2011

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Mutual masturbation involving at least two, usually three or more men, done for either pleasure or orgasm. Typically done sitting or standing with each man involved stimulating at least one other man in the group, hence the plural "noodles". Similar to a circle jerk or other group masturbation, but with no one only masturbating them self, and all the parties being male.

Guy #1: How was your date last night? You two hook up?
Guy #2: Even better! We had dinner at an Italian restaurant. Then afterwords he and I picked up the waiter and we all went home and whacked each other off!
Guy #1: Wow, nice job! Tossing the noodles is a blast!

by Nantes January 17, 2009

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spilled the noodles

when something more than satisfying a certain crave, need, desire, or any such thing in a way beyond average words can express.

I was so famished after running around all day, that double bacon cheeseburger completely spilled the noodles.

I don't often have a chance to call mom during the day, but when i spoke with her the other day, she said my called spilled the noodles.

Dude, when something is totally amazing, it spilled the noodles.

by hipster mae September 18, 2013

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