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night at the museum 

when a group of guys have a sleepover and show each other their junk BUT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH OR USE FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY
Jim: Hey Fred you wanna have a night at the museum?
Fred: Yeah but only if we go to the child's exhibit.

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Night at the Museum 

Night at the Museum is an awesome movie (there are actually 3 movies) starring Ben Stiller, Robin Williams, Crystal the monkey, Mickey Rooney, Owen Wilson, and more. :)
You’all should totally watch Night at the Museum! It’s completely awesome!

A night at the Museum 

A sexual act involving a person with a bus pass. Fucking a Cougar or a Panther.
"It's Grab-a-granny Friday at all branches of Wetherspoons. Come on down and enjoy a night at the museum!"

A:"Where's Bobby tonight?"

B:"He's having a night at the museum with that 60 year old he pulled last week."
A night at the Museum by Gasse September 8, 2009

Night at the Museum 

A study abroad class where you go to pubs and come back hammered for class. One of the best classes you will ever take. 11/10 would recommend.
Chad: "YOOOOO we got Night at the Museum today!"
Brad: "Siiiiiick yo we bout to get hammered!"
Chad: "I love London yeet."

The British Museum 

World's largest collection of stolen items.
The British Museum broke into my house last nice and stole the good vase.

Going to the polish museum of America 

Leah is going to the polish museum of america with me after the show.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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