DED

Drunk erectile dysfunction
when your so drunk you can't even get a boner, no matter how turned on you are.

Guy#1- yo i heard u hooked up new years
Guy#2- ya dude but i had DED
Guy#1- awhhh thats shit bro was it awkward
Guy#2- Yesss :\

by parrotta94 January 6, 2011

DED

the drunk spelling and pronunciation of "DADDY"

Sasha to Samara: "daddy"
Samara: "Yeah. Motherfucking daddy. DED"

by vibe reader March 17, 2018

DED

Acronym for domesticated environmental democrats. Can be used as D-E-D, dead in the form of feeling great hilarity.

"Dude this election had me DED"

by you know (:', January 31, 2017

ded

It means dead, only better.

It was made up by a genius, and is usually used in a situation where the speaker is not actually ded, but feels like they are, should be, or want to be ded.

Hannah: -ded-
Sarah: Why?
Hannah: Because I am ded.
Sarah: Why?
Hannah: -ded-
Sarah: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DED?! Dammit, now I'm ded.
Hannah: hahaha I made you ded.

Hot Guy: So I heard you have a crush on me?
Sarah: -ded-

Spanish teacher: *asks a long complicated question in Spanish*
Hannah: -ded-

by hai_bai November 1, 2010

Ded

Meme Language For Dead

"He Ded"

by XxXEGGCELLENT_SNIPERXxX October 5, 2016

Ded

When you have reached a level of shookness that you no longer have time for the a in “dead”

That crazy meme has me ded.

by The comedian Emily November 17, 2017

Ded

People usually use this when something is really funny, embarrassing, scary etc

Paul: oh my god that meme has me ded

by Greyclouds August 15, 2017