The Mount 

Nickname for the Mount Saint Joseph Academy in Flourtown, Pennsylvania. It's sister school is La Salle College High School. It's an all girls school. It's more expensive than say Archbishop Carroll High School, but less expensive than Germantown Academy. Rival to Gwynedd Mercy Academy High School. Their school colors are purple and school. It's not known for being an athletic school, but has great academics. Their school colors are purple and gold, and girls who go their are called "Mounties".

I'm a Mountie and proud! Purple and gold for life! I love The Mount!

The Mount by TrueGleek September 12, 2010

the mount 

A hood in da Nati where the gangstas and dealers rule and all the police got shot or joined gangs. People often use the phrases "worse than Hell", and "Birthplace of evil" in describing it. To this date, the only area reportedly worse than this place of death is Kentucky, home of mullets and banjos.

No one visits the mount and lives to tell about it.

the mount by G dawg S February 23, 2004

The Mount Everest Sexpedition 

The sexual position involving at least 6 inches of snow on the ground, a rickety sled, and a slutty broad. Lay said slutty broad on old rickety sled at the bottom of a very steep hill. Proceed to undress down to your birthday suit and prepare for your sexpedition. Now that the ground work is complete, finally thrust the slutty broad all the way to the top of the hill where you cum on her face to mark your victory of the completion of the sexpedition.

Kevin: Dude I just did the Mount Everest Sexpedition!
Tyler: No way! How did that go?
Kevin: Well I made it..... but i cant say the same for her......

The Mount Everest Sexpedition by I_got_dem_snapples_beckyyyyyyy March 15, 2011

The Mount-Chillad Incident 

The Mount-Chillad Incident on August 4, 2021 on the fictional mountain in Grand Theft Auto V. Nick Mullin, the person involved with this incident was fighting with two other people one of them his brother. Nick was a little bit angry about what was happening. Nick said, "That's it!" then he got up from his chair grabbed a knife from the kitchen then went to his brother's room with said knife. Nick said, "Get away from me!" then his mother walked into the room and said, "Nicholas, put the knife down". Nick stormed into his room locked his door and started crying, he said multiple things. Some of those things were, "I don't even wanna live anymore" and "For years and you've did nothing! Control your son!".

"Remember The Mount-Chillad Incident?"
"Yeah dude that was crazy!"

The Mount-Chillad Incident by blonmusk March 4, 2023

The Mount Vesuvius 

When cheese and salsa are inserted in the vagina of a female. The heat will melt the cheese. Then insert a penis and fuck said vagina, thus mixing the cheese and salsa. Then punch said female in her pelvic region. The resulting explosion/ooze will flow like lava.

Guy 1: I totally gave Rachel The Mount Vesuvius last night!
Guy 2: Really?! How was it?
Guy 1: There was cheese and salsa everywhere!

The Mount Vesuvius by Sythin January 19, 2010

The Mount Saint Helens classic

The Mount Saint Helens classic is where you fill a pipe full of ash and give it to your friend, when they light it with a torch all the ash sucks to their mouth.

He just got The Mount Saint Helens classic

The Mount Saint Helens classic by Trailer talk February 28, 2026

Sermon on the Mount

Matthew chapters 5-7.

Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.

e.g. "Mother Teresa really took the sermon on the mount seriously."

Sermon on the Mount by Truthseekernumberthree February 18, 2013