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the meño

the act of fucking a bitch and never talking to her afterwards, basically hitting it & quitting it.
Roger: Hey Mario, what happened with that one girl?

Mario: Fuck that bitch, I did the meño on her!
by killafam May 9, 2015
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Gilding the Menorah

The act of shoving a large dildo up a young Jewish girl's ass, pulling it out, licking it and then shoving it into her pussy. Not to be confused with the very popular "golden sponge bath."
Ari and Levana were having nice, clean sex when Ari grabbed Levana's dildo and began Gilding the Menorah.
by dien furer September 2, 2010
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Light the Menora

Hey Mordecai, light the Menora for us!
by StellaLuna Slithers July 30, 2011
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Lighting the Menorah

To light the menorah or lighting the menorah is to fuck two chicks at the same time. Basically a threesome.
-Hello?

-Hey man

-Sorry. I can't talk right now. I'm lighting the menorah. And one of them's jewish! Oh the Irony.

-Holy Shit dude.
by Shadow Fox November 18, 2010
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The Dirty Menorah

While the Menorah has its roots in Hebrew culture, religion, and lore, the dirty menorah has only recently made its way into the lexicon of sexual parlance. However, it has crossed over to become more secular in nature in that it is not only practiced by those of Hebrew ancestry and faith, but by members of various religions as well as agnostics, and atheists alike; it need not be hetero-specific. It is related to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Rodriguez, and even more so to the Dirty Ash Wednesday, albeit borne of different religious doctrine.

In stark contrast to the Menorah, which bears a total of nine candles, only two participants are required to effect a ‘dirty menorah’, with the male (or one of the males if practiced by a non-hetero couple) serving as a sort of sexual shamash. For eight consecutive days, the ‘shamash’ has anal sex with his partner.

Each day, after having successfully nutted in the recipient’s ass, the shamash places an individual and distinct Hebrew-language character on the forehead of his partner using only his penis to write the character; the ‘ink’ with which the characters are written in this case being cock-borne ass-matter from the shamash’s dick. Contrast with Dirty Ash Wednesday.
“Ah, the dirty menorah…you know, last week I ran into my ex, and when I saw her, I couldn’t help but think of that vacation we took in the Bahamas where, over the course of eight nights, I painted her forehead with Hebrew characters using only my dick...best anal sex of my life, but she wouldn't leave the room.”
by justplainnuts December 1, 2009
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An extremely vulgar slang used to express surprise or anger
Jason derulo: What the frickity frack dittle snap patty wap schoonoozy scap sididififly flack me no mini
His gf tana: I’m so so so sorry baby schnoockie
by Everyonesdad November 24, 2021
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Themenofmen

He's terrible at everything he does and plays minecraft all day like a loser
Themenofmen succed NotSqvages fat cock
by Th3m3nofm3n October 31, 2020
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