the maria

the maria is when a man takes his dick and balls and tucks them between his legs while standing and crossing his like so it appears he has no dick but a hairy pussy . you must be completely naked and then start flexing, usually done for your friends for entertainment purposes
dont do the maria for your relatives
by jay machinegun June 12, 2007
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maria maria

a song that defined and even transformed a generation...it was often quoted as being an 'instant classic' and something that 'even our grandchildren would listen to'...at its peak popularity it was not uncommon for high school kids to hold 'maria maria' nights, social gatherings where people would take turns praising the song.
god you know what i could really go for right now...exactly..'maria maria' on repeat for the next hour!
by Carlos Santana July 10, 2007
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she living the life just like a movie star ooh maria maria
someone:she living the life just like a movie star ooh
me: maria maria
by amariismyworld April 15, 2023
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Maria

A person who gossips.
Don’t tell her anything, She’s a Maria!
by Chonielopez February 04, 2020
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Maria

An innocent loving girl, she will always love you and finds a hard time holding a grudge but she wants the best for everyone, she is incredibly funny and loves making others smile. You will often find her eating in class and bringing your energy up. You are extremely lucky if you have a Maria in your life
person 1: * sad *

Maria : do you want some chips? this class is so boring
by eugene :)) November 18, 2020
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Maria

Maria is a wonderful name. This girl know's how to put you in a horny mood. You will instantly fall in love with her. She is beyond peng.. Maria is a joy to be around,Her personality is amazing. She know's just how to make people laugh and smile. She turns you on like crazy.. It's hard to describe. She has a massive back and when she walks you see the little jiggle its mad.
by brownskintiaa December 02, 2018
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A girl like no other. she can destroy your life out of sheer spite. she’s jealous because she can never be as good as those around her
is that maria? shit run away!!
by bootyclaimer December 12, 2018
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