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the maria is when a man takes his dick and balls and tucks them between his legs while standing and crossing his like so it appears he has no dick but a hairy pussy . you must be completely naked and then start flexing, usually done for your friends for entertainment purposes
dont do the maria for your relatives
by jay machinegun May 24, 2007
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Sexual position that consists of you laying on a bed while your spouse cleans your room then tucks you in goodnight.
"Baby i really need to do the Maria tonight, i didn't get a lot of sleep last night"
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by 3nt October 14, 2017
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