The Maria

Sexual position that consists of you laying on a bed while your spouse cleans your room then tucks you in goodnight.

"Baby i really need to do the Maria tonight, i didn't get a lot of sleep last night"

by 3nt October 14, 2017

The Lunch Lady

a sexual position that works like this, you lay on the bed and your partner leaves to the kitchen, makes you a samich, comes back and feeds it to you.

Hey baby lets do The Lunch Lady tonight ;)

by 3nt October 14, 2017

L on L crime

to be trapped, lost, or tired in love. Usually lost internist or over obsessive characteristics.

"My girl committing a L on L crime, she don't care about me."

by 3nt October 04, 2017

pnko

Acronym for post nut knock out, or commonly known as passing out after ejaculation.

I am trying to catch this pnko so I’ll hop on fortnite tomorrow. GG.

by 3nt January 24, 2021