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The Joystick

When a man uses his thumb to keep his penis erect; using techniques learned from such video game consoles such as N64.

When you are "Joystick'in it", you take your thumb and rub it on the head of the penis, as if you were playing an intense game of Mario Kart 64.
Moe: Jesus girl hurry up and get undressed, I'm losing it!

SlutFaceWhoreBag: Just do the joystick for a while! My bra is stuck!

Moe: Nvm, I'll just call your sister
by CreamyMoe September 25, 2008
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The Joystick

When you're fucking a girl doggy style, you take off one of her stiletto high heels, jam the stiletto in her ass, and grip the shoe like a joy stick, making WWII fighter sounds as you finish inside her.
You should have heard her yelp when I gave her the joystick.
by Dr. Chesterfield December 29, 2014
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The Joystick

A gay sex act. Its when a male without pants sits on the lap of another male, getting his dick grabbed and moved around like a controller joystick, all while getting anally penetrated by the penis he is sitting on.
Sex offenders love doing the Joystick with little boys.
by President Clinton I January 26, 2021
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The Joystick Club

Similar to the "Mile High Club", the "Joystick Club" is the name coined by Isaac C. Rodriguez Dec 2009 for having sexual intercourse with your partner while playing video games. Sexual intercourse must last the entire duration of one boss fight from beginning to end. Boss must be defeated during sexual intercourse for membership to the Joystick Club.
"Hey hun! . . I'm finally at the Boss!!. Come quick so we can join the Joystick Club while I kill him!"
by Isaac C. Rodriguez December 28, 2008
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pulling the joystick

Richard loves sitting in his room pulling the joystick
by Geophrax May 9, 2017
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jiggle the joystick

bro what were you doing last night u weren't on the game?
sorry man i just had to jiggle the joystick
by oscar the fat kid December 15, 2023
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