Joystick

a guy's dick
dick, penis

Can I play with your joystick?

by Demon Inside November 24, 2004

Joystick

Homosexual sex position where a man has his partner on the edge of the bed with his legs aloft. He then "Makes love" to his partner whilst waggling his penis from side to side like a joystick - namely in the old 80's sports games fashion (Daley Thompsons on the Amstrad CPC464 for example).
He can also then uses his testicles as the buttons, if he so desires.

Russ lay on the edge of the bed holding his legs, I entered him and begun to furious waggle his todger left to right like a joystick whilst bashing his gonads with my index finger like a true 80's gamer.

by MC ToeKnee Jee March 18, 2008

Joystick

A stick for joy, for games and OTHER things. ;)

Could I play with that joystick?

ha!

by Sychonub October 19, 2011

Joystick

When a man rubs the head of his penis with his thumb repeatedly to keep it erect.

Resembles what it looks like when one is playing on a game system like N64 or XBOX.

Also can be used as a verb

Dude, Stacy was taking her sweet time to get undressed, so I had to start to do the joystick.

Before I met up with Jill, I had to joystick my dick to keep it in prime condition.

by Watchmoeslip March 24, 2008

Joystick

A type of ice-pop/popsicle similar to a Mr. Freeze. Comes in different colours, shapes and sizes.

Hey! Look at all them guys sucking their joysticks!

Can I have a taste of your joystick?

Want some of my joystick, baby?

by The Tangoman October 23, 2004

Joystick

when the girl rubs her thumb over the head over a penis while giving a hand job, much like pressing buttons on top of a joystick. Generally done thinking it will cause pleasure rather than pain.

guy1: "so she gave you a handjob?"

guy2: "yeah but she gave me the joystick so it was fricking agony!"

by gdude2000 December 9, 2010

Joystick

An absolutely vital part of computer gaming.

Have you brought your joystick? No? Go home and fetch it then!

by Geoff July 30, 2003