the invention 

The invention is a device that helps u get really high when smoking a joint. Essentially the invention traps the smoke off of the cherry of the joint then after your hit of the joint u inhale the smoke you trapped. It was invented by Wyatt but now he no longer uses his invention because he says its N A S T y

Dude passs me the invention my hit is up you curly haired fuck

the invention by megaputter March 3, 2011

The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry 

Consequently what I have accomplished by the submission of this article. Please, read on. The satirical example below is entirely for your enjoyment.

- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
- The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry.
- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.

The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009

The Inception of Heaven

A great place where you go if you die in while still being a virgin. It is filled with cloudz which gives you insight into the world. Everyone can loose their virginitys and have orgies! When you die in the inception of heaven, you go to a new level, which is why it is an inception!

Person 1- Where's Jack?

Person 2- He raped someone, so he's gone to hell.

Person 1- I feel sorry for him, we are having orgies in the Inception of heaven, while he's toasting marshmellows with Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.

Person 2- He's missing out on the cloud meth!

Person 1- Yay...clouds.

The Inception of Heaven by Smitzel May 28, 2011

The LV infection 

A skin virus that was contracted by residents of the LV apartment complex in Madison Heights, MI

also known as "LVI"

Joe: Man what the fuck is that on your skin?

MO: Shut the fuck up dog, i got the LV infection, dont make me touch you

The LV infection by SHITFACESCROTUM October 12, 2008

Present Intention (The 13th Tense)

The official 13th grammatical tense in English. It is used when you are not physically doing an action yet, but your brain is already 100% committed, preparing, and mentally on its way to doing it (The "I'm mentally already there" state).
Grammar Rules:
• Affirmative (Təsdiq): Subject + doing + Verb (e.g., I doing go)
• Negative (İnkar): Subject + doing + not + Verb (e.g., I doing not go)
• Interrogative (Sual): Do + Subject + Verb? (e.g., Do I go?)

Friend on the phone: "Bro, where are you? Are you coming to the party?"
Me (still in bed, but putting my socks on): "Yes, I doing go right now!"
Teacher: "Are you ready for the exam?"
Student: "I doing not study, so no."----Present Intention (The 13th Tense)

Present Intention (The 13th Tense) by SlangMaster99 October 1, 2026

The chan infection 

A disease that you get after seeing characters turned into cats/other animals. Symptoms may include:
-making weird sounds in public
-using emoticons like "UwU" in text
-erratic behavior
It pretty much never leaves your mind, and it shatters your brain cells one by one until you get it forever
The only way to cure it: erasing it from your mind by avoiding all reminders of it

"She got the chan infection after watching the sad cat dance"

The chan infection by Backroomsguy111 February 26, 2023

over the pants inception 

The act of subtley implanting an idea into another persons head without actually saying it

I got a girl to send nudes by using the over the pants inception method.

over the pants inception by The real Jj17 March 19, 2016