The Fronts
Gary told Frank he had a bad case of the fronts when Frank didn’t know how to defrost his front window.
The Fronts by Chrisjack477 June 28, 2023
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The Front Bottoms Ex
1) The one ex that everybody has (or is) that wrote incredible amounts of poetry about you/for you, made playlists about you/for you in hopes that you’d cry to the songs in them, and looked like a sad puppy when you left them/they left you even if you were only dating for a few months.
2) The ex that religiously listened to The Front Bottoms after your relationship and completely changed everything about themselves to distance themself from you.
2) The ex that religiously listened to The Front Bottoms after your relationship and completely changed everything about themselves to distance themself from you.
The Front Bottoms Ex by V_013 July 29, 2023
The Front Porch Test
In the fourth season, Lily confesses that she has been breaking Ted up with girls who she didn't see passing the "Front Porch Test." The Front Porch Test is Lily's indication of how happy they would all be together once they were old, thus showing if someone's love interest was right for them or not. The life lesson that is learned from this is that the most important people in your life you can imagine sitting happily on a front porch with when you're old and gray. If can also be applied to help you make everyday decisions.
the front porch test: before making a big decision in your life, imagine that you are 80-years-old and sitting on your front porch being nostalgic about your life that has gone by. Would you be happy if you chose to be an accountant? Or would you be happier knowing you pursued your writing career?
The Front Porch Test by perksofbeingafernplant December 14, 2013
liquor in the front, poker in the rear
I met this slut last night she said if I ate her pussy she would let me do her in the ass, so it was liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
liquor in the front, poker in the rear by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010
liquor in the front, poker in the rear
1. Means there`s a bar, you can drink something and in the back is a poker room.
2. Slang, means: "Lick her in their front, poke her in the rear…"
2. Slang, means: "Lick her in their front, poke her in the rear…"
At The L Word: Shane says: "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear!" when Alice come into the room with her new boyfriend.
liquor in the front, poker in the rear by strandhaeschen March 1, 2009
Bundt in the front
A description of a person who has a fat belly that looks somewhat like a Bundt cake, where the navel makes the hole in the middle of the cake.
J-Lo may have some junk in her trunk, but my sister has a Bundt in the front.
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I've been doing five hundred crunches a day to try to get washboard abs, but I can't get rid of this Bundt in the front!
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I've been doing five hundred crunches a day to try to get washboard abs, but I can't get rid of this Bundt in the front!
Bundt in the front by Ba11zooka November 20, 2011
cunt punt the front butt
when a woman has a "front butt" aka fupa which is the fatty vagina/stomach and it looks like she has a butt on the front of her, and someone cunt punts her (a strong swift kick to the cunt). the cunt punt of the front butt if done properly will cause a wave of fat rolls up her stomach. It really is quite a sight to behold.
actual convo: Cunt punt her front butt But u gotta hit the vag part of the vagumic or it’s not a cunt punt in the front butt. if she has a fupa whch is the stomach that hangs down aka Dunlap’s disease (her belly dunlapped over her belt) someone needs the assist by lifting said fupa to cunt punt the front butt
cunt punt the front butt by Twat waffle 1981 March 13, 2018