the elley 

aka gumjob but the only difference is that you are eating a pastrami sandwitch while getting the gum job

my wife gave me the elley last night

the elley by stephen karolis August 5, 2006

The Ellen Threshold

The point of ugliness in a male below which a 100% straight female would rather go against her sexual orientation and sleep with Ellen DeGegeneres than with him. The female equivalent is the Neil Threshold, for girls so ugly that a straight male would rather sleep with Neil Patrick Harris.

Alan is covered with zits, smells like a used pizza box, and has a hunchback-- I'd definitely rather do Ellen DeGeneres; he's below the Ellen Threshold.

The Ellen Threshold by lukebn December 3, 2010

The Ellen Effect 

The idea that if you so much as dance in front of a camera, it is considered a “wholesome” act and you are therefore a wholesome person. When in reality your wholesomeness is completely contrived and in real life you’re a piece of shit.

Ellen Degeneres is the most referenced of this effect based on the early theories of Adam Carolla, however The Ellen Effect has spread to every single person on Tik Tok

Hey bro did you hear about Bill Cosby?
Yeah but I’m not surprised at all.

What do you mean?
The Ellen Effect man. Cosby was always dancing to hide the fact he maliciously raped women.

The Ellen Effect by Ellenshowintern November 12, 2022

The Ellen Effect 

A talk show that has gone through The Ellen Effect is a show that interviews celebrities, gives money or expensive stuff to people who deserve it, showcase kids' talents, and gives prizes to audience members.

The Steve Harvey Show has gone through The Ellen Effect for its similarity to The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

The Ellen Effect by thekidontheradio October 24, 2017

The Ellen 

To blink very tightly, but then you open your mouth very wide and clamp down on that juicy plump dick.

Oh man did you see that women do The Ellen on their husband last night?
(Guy): I could really use The Ellen right now.

The Ellen by filthybro June 5, 2016

The Ellen Effect 

When you want something really, really bad but you can't have it.

"Wow the new PlayStation is amazing!"

"But I can't afford it.. "
"Guess you'll be experiencing the Ellen Effect then."

The Ellen Effect by Very sad man March 29, 2018

The Ellen Page Challenge 

The rare and incredibly difficult physical challenge that only 10% of people can complete.

"I'm still messed from attempting the Ellen Page Challenge...I wish I had never heard of it..."

The Ellen Page Challenge by ilovelucy222 May 31, 2018