The Colbert
The Colbert by Artemus, Ren March 30, 2010
Words you can keep
The Colbert
A sex position in which Stephen Colbert has sex with your wife, mother, sister, and/or daughter. And you watch and he teaches you how to be the most manly man, in bed, of all time.
When I got married I did The Colbert.
I did The Colbert last night!
Teenagers are obsessed with The Colbert.
I did The Colbert last night!
Teenagers are obsessed with The Colbert.
The Colbert by Jedidiah States April 12, 2008
The Colbert Wind Turbine
The wind turbine at Key West High School that was named after Stephen Colbert. The naming was passed by unanimous vote from the Monroe County School Board after being proposed by Heindrek A., a senior at the school.
The turbine is part of the school's alternative energy program and is the southernmost turbine in the US. Both the turbine and the naming of the turbine have received national attention including a grant from HP, being covered on BusinessWeek.com, and other blogs, papers, etc. However, at this time, Stephen Colbert has not successfully been contacted about appearing at the 03/20/10 ribbon cutting ceremony.
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The turbine is part of the school's alternative energy program and is the southernmost turbine in the US. Both the turbine and the naming of the turbine have received national attention including a grant from HP, being covered on BusinessWeek.com, and other blogs, papers, etc. However, at this time, Stephen Colbert has not successfully been contacted about appearing at the 03/20/10 ribbon cutting ceremony.
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Holy kaw! Maybe the Colbert eagle will perch atop the Colbert Wind Turbine and peer up at the space station which holds the C.O.L.B.E.R.T. treadmill!!?!
The Colbert Wind Turbine by InsanitySektor February 10, 2010
The Colbert Report
Pronounced with silent T's at the end of both words.
The Colbert Report is a television show on Comedy Central that airs at 11:30 PM, Eastern Time. Starring Stephen Colbert, the show makes fun of media pundits who comment on news stories.
The Colbert Report is a television show on Comedy Central that airs at 11:30 PM, Eastern Time. Starring Stephen Colbert, the show makes fun of media pundits who comment on news stories.
The Colbert Report by aaronak May 13, 2006
The Colbert Report
Stephen Colbert is a former correspondent for The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, and now has his own show, The Colbert Report, running at 11:30PM EST , Monday-Thursday,and reruns at 8:30PM EST, which runs on Comedy Central (and various other stations worldwide).
The show is a mock of shows suchs as The O'Reilly Factor and Scarburrough Country. Stephen acts Extreme Right wing and Conservative, but often uses it to poke fun at Republicans.
The Report is a big hit among young adults, averaging 1.5million viewers a night.
The show is a mock of shows suchs as The O'Reilly Factor and Scarburrough Country. Stephen acts Extreme Right wing and Conservative, but often uses it to poke fun at Republicans.
The Report is a big hit among young adults, averaging 1.5million viewers a night.
There isnt an example, just read the text above and watch The Colbert Report everynight! Along with The Daily Show!
The Colbert Report by Mr. Johanssen August 8, 2006
The Colbert Report
The Colbert Report by Fabio J March 28, 2006
the colbert report
ignore the top entry, stephen colbert is not a conservative he is a democrat and makes fun of liberals TO MAKE FUN OF CONSERVATIVES!
the colbert report by alex14 August 19, 2006
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
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2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
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1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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