Definitions by aaronak

she dog 

A bitch. Used primarily when trying to sound like a pirate.

Aargh, ye scurvy she dog! Why don't ye show ol' Captain Jack yer booty?

she dog by aaronak May 13, 2006

The Colbert Report 

Pronounced with silent T's at the end of both words.

The Colbert Report is a television show on Comedy Central that airs at 11:30 PM, Eastern Time. Starring Stephen Colbert, the show makes fun of media pundits who comment on news stories.

line that starts every show: "This is the Colbert Report!"

The Colbert Report by aaronak May 13, 2006

hassan 

To hassan: To interrupt, generally by screaming/singing Muhammad Hassan's theme song, which goes: "ALEYLEALEALEALLEEAALLELAY!"

From WWE wrestler Muhammad Hassan's practice on interrupting things with his theme song.

In the matter of the People of the State of California vs. Orenthal James Simpson, we the jury in the above entitled action find the defendant, Orenthal James Simpson, ALEYLEALEALEALEEAALLELAY!!!!!!

Looks like OJ got hassan'd!

hassan by aaronak May 13, 2006

Wii 

1) The official name of the new Nintendo Console. Previously known by its codename, Revolution.

Mom: What's all that noise?
Little Johnny: I'm in my room playing with my Wii!

Wii by aaronak May 9, 2006

bear 

A Godless killing machine.

Stephen Colbert: And the number one threat to America is... bears.

bear by aaronak April 28, 2006

feely 

Very much like touchy, but more so.

touchy feely is a phrase, BITCH

feely by aaronak April 27, 2006

Fuck you very much 

An angry response to someone who has wronged you. Originated in Eric Idle's "The FCC Song" after the FCC fined him.

"Fuck you very much the FCC
Fuck you very much for fining me
Five thousand bucks a fuck so I'm really out of luck
Thats more than Heidi Fliess was charging me.
So fuck you very much the FCC
For proving that free speech just isn't free
Clear Channel's a dear channel
so Howard Stern must go
Attorney General Ashcroft doesn't like strong words and so
He's charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush Limbo
so Fuck you all so very much!"
- Eric Idle

Fuck you very much by aaronak April 27, 2006