aaronak's definitions

it's

A word that signifies the beginning of an episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus.

"It's..."
"Monty Python's Flying Circus!" (cue Sousa's Liberty Bell March)

by aaronak April 27, 2006

bypass

Bypasses are devices which allow some people to drive from point A to point B very fast whilst other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people of point B are so keen to get there, and what's so great about point B that so many people of point A are so keen to get there. They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be.

"What do you mean, why's it got to be built? It's a bypass. You've got to build bypasses."

by Aaronak January 14, 2005

schwa

The upside-down "e" symbol you always see in dictionary pronunciation guides. Pronounced "uh" or "ih".

A schwa looks like an upside down e

by aaronak November 5, 2004

Raymond Luxury-Yacht

A man from a Monty Python skit who is very silly.

RLY: It's spelled "Raymond Luxury-Ya-ch-t," but it's pronounced THROAT WOBBLER MANGROVE!

by aaronak October 20, 2004

hassan

To hassan: To interrupt, generally by screaming/singing Muhammad Hassan's theme song, which goes: "ALEYLEALEALEALLEEAALLELAY!"

From WWE wrestler Muhammad Hassan's practice on interrupting things with his theme song.

In the matter of the People of the State of California vs. Orenthal James Simpson, we the jury in the above entitled action find the defendant, Orenthal James Simpson, ALEYLEALEALEALEEAALLELAY!!!!!!

Looks like OJ got hassan'd!

by aaronak May 13, 2006

Wii

1) The official name of the new Nintendo Console. Previously known by its codename, Revolution.

Mom: What's all that noise?
Little Johnny: I'm in my room playing with my Wii!

by aaronak May 9, 2006

The Colbert Report

Pronounced with silent T's at the end of both words.

The Colbert Report is a television show on Comedy Central that airs at 11:30 PM, Eastern Time. Starring Stephen Colbert, the show makes fun of media pundits who comment on news stories.

line that starts every show: "This is the Colbert Report!"

by aaronak May 13, 2006