pretendous

(adj) Ridiculously expensive

Comes from a word used on homestarrunner.com.

"This electricity bill is pretendous!" - the King of Town

by aaronak November 07, 2004

Fuck you very much

An angry response to someone who has wronged you. Originated in Eric Idle's "The FCC Song" after the FCC fined him.

"Fuck you very much the FCC
Fuck you very much for fining me
Five thousand bucks a fuck so I'm really out of luck
Thats more than Heidi Fliess was charging me.
So fuck you very much the FCC
For proving that free speech just isn't free
Clear Channel's a dear channel
so Howard Stern must go
Attorney General Ashcroft doesn't like strong words and so
He's charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush Limbo
so Fuck you all so very much!"
- Eric Idle

by aaronak April 27, 2006

incoherent

(adj) not understandable, meaningless, nonsense

The following passage is incoherent.

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by aaronak November 04, 2004

LYABO

Laughing
Your
Ass
Back
On

This acronym is a retort to the popular (yet stupid) online phrase, lmao. It exposes the obvious stupidity of the concept of laughing one's own ass off.

hoeusmasrte>> I kik him in nuts!
goodkitee10>> LMAO
Joseph>> LYABO

by aaronak August 19, 2004

witch

A woman who is dressed up in a pointed hat, has a long nose, has a wart, and who is made of wood. They are often burned, and can turn people into newts (but they might get better).

"If she... weighs... the same as a duck... she's made of wood!"
"And therefore?"
"... ... A WITCH!!!"

by aaronak November 09, 2004

point of inflection

Calculus: A point at which the concavity of a mathematical function changes. Points of inflection occur where the second derivative f''(x)=0, and where f'''(x) doesn't =0.

OF COURSE this is urban slang. "Whazzap wit da point of inflection, biatch?"

by Aaronak January 14, 2005

The Colbert Report

Pronounced with silent T's at the end of both words.

The Colbert Report is a television show on Comedy Central that airs at 11:30 PM, Eastern Time. Starring Stephen Colbert, the show makes fun of media pundits who comment on news stories.

line that starts every show: "This is the Colbert Report!"

by aaronak May 13, 2006