The only good channel on cable.

Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.

Used to be the laughing stock of cable, now one of the most influential stations.

the only reason for my existence + the only reason i pay for cable instead of stealing it

The best network on tv period

The only network that plays Coming to America 5,00000 times a week

An escape from CNN, MSNBC and those really big bitch's on Good Morning America.