the captian
the captian by elmo March 6, 2004
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To the Captain
A saying invented by Mitchell often used when consuming Captain Morgan to acknowledge "The Captain" Henry Morgan.
To the Captain by Oscar was wrong December 2, 2016
sailing with the captain
To drink large quantities of Captain Morgan's Rum, usually with a group, and hopefully to the point of oblivion.
That girl I hooked up with was so fugly that I had to go sailing with the captain before I could bang her.
sailing with the captain by Robb December 24, 2003
The Captain John Morgan
The act of Inserting the index finger into a vagina for pleasure only to leave it there stationary until awkward silence is broken.
It is customary to salute these men when seen with the arm extended and the index finger pointed to the horizon.
It is customary to salute these men when seen with the arm extended and the index finger pointed to the horizon.
Well David finally maned up last night... sort of. He pulled the Captain John Morgan on Suzie. hahahaahha
The Captain John Morgan by KilldozerUnited February 5, 2009
Being the Captain
Like in the Star trek movies it means you are fucked.
You promote someone to Captain therefor putting al the blame and responsibility on that person. So you can sneak away.
You promote someone to Captain therefor putting al the blame and responsibility on that person. So you can sneak away.
"Hey James, i'm just going next door, and uh you're the Captain. Bye!"
"Ah FUCK!"
(therefor being the Captain)
"Ah FUCK!"
(therefor being the Captain)
Being the Captain by Spilox May 8, 2009
The Captains Wheel
When 6-8 dudes all work each others dicks while in a circle, or all the dudes work one selected mans dick, while still forming a circle (eye patches, captains hats also can be added for style points)
The Captains Wheel by AZ and Marty July 28, 2011
slapping the captain
masturbating
(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)
(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)
slapping the captain by LaxG March 17, 2004