the captian

captain morgan woooo

i had a party with the captain

by elmo March 6, 2004

To the Captain

A saying invented by Mitchell often used when consuming Captain Morgan to acknowledge "The Captain" Henry Morgan.

*takes a swig from a bottle of Captain Morgan rum* Then yells "To the Captain"

by Oscar was wrong December 2, 2016

sailing with the captain

To drink large quantities of Captain Morgan's Rum, usually with a group, and hopefully to the point of oblivion.

That girl I hooked up with was so fugly that I had to go sailing with the captain before I could bang her.

by Robb December 24, 2003

The Captain John Morgan

The act of Inserting the index finger into a vagina for pleasure only to leave it there stationary until awkward silence is broken.
It is customary to salute these men when seen with the arm extended and the index finger pointed to the horizon.

Well David finally maned up last night... sort of. He pulled the Captain John Morgan on Suzie. hahahaahha

by KilldozerUnited February 5, 2009

Being the Captain

Like in the Star trek movies it means you are fucked.
You promote someone to Captain therefor putting al the blame and responsibility on that person. So you can sneak away.

"Hey James, i'm just going next door, and uh you're the Captain. Bye!"

"Ah FUCK!"

(therefor being the Captain)

by Spilox May 8, 2009

The Captains Wheel

When 6-8 dudes all work each others dicks while in a circle, or all the dudes work one selected mans dick, while still forming a circle (eye patches, captains hats also can be added for style points)

the pledges had to endure The Captains Wheel this year. What a mess

by AZ and Marty July 28, 2011

slapping the captain

masturbating
(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)

Jack slapped his captain because Jane wouldn't fuck him.

by LaxG March 17, 2004