A little known fact, due to his debilitation from polio, FDR could only achieve climax through use of the Captain. (too soon?)
by Dan Lohman August 10, 2002
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
A ponderous rogue that infuses the masses with the will to drink. Many compare him Captain Hook, but the latter could never live up to these alcoholic expectations.
by Uthar November 26, 2002
A small fly with a big hat who features in recent Weebl & Bob cartoons. He is the captain of a farm that floats about on the sea, and demands that we give him silence.
Favoured foods include cheese, sardines and turd snot pie. The Captain has no need for biscuits.
Favoured foods include cheese, sardines and turd snot pie. The Captain has no need for biscuits.
by Kevchenko March 29, 2005
The Man who is a regular man by day but by night he is the master of buttsex. He loves romping on the booty Sticking his stick right up in the back door. He wants everyone to be his first mate. He just wants the rectum.
I'd Captain her. This means id love to stick my manhood in her ass.
The Captain came over last nite. A Man butt fucked me last night
The Captain came over last nite. A Man butt fucked me last night
by bojangleees131 March 17, 2005
by Headsy June 10, 2009