Insertion of the pointer finger in the anus, inducing climax. Can only be practiced on males.

selfish idiots in my neighborhood who think that they don't need to wear a mask because the rest of us do

- An upstanding term to describe a large bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

- A man's penis

A ponderous rogue that infuses the masses with the will to drink. Many compare him Captain Hook, but the latter could never live up to these alcoholic expectations.

A small fly with a big hat who features in recent Weebl & Bob cartoons. He is the captain of a farm that floats about on the sea, and demands that we give him silence.

Favoured foods include cheese, sardines and turd snot pie. The Captain has no need for biscuits.

see also Captain Magenta

The Man who is a regular man by day but by night he is the master of buttsex. He loves romping on the booty Sticking his stick right up in the back door. He wants everyone to be his first mate. He just wants the rectum.