Captain Morgan

When you get really drunk on Captain Morgan and Diet Coke and then get your dick out and start flapping it about.

Wow Danny sure was out of control at drinks the other night. He Captain Morgan'ed us big time!

by Booyakasha! March 29, 2011

Captain Morgan

Spiced Rum. Makes you yak like crazy though.

'Got a little Captain in you?'

by Claire November 16, 2004

Captain Morgan

Captain Blackout.

What the fuck happened?
You tried to punch me in the face and threw up on my front porch :/
Fuckkk! They should rename captain morgan captain blackout o:

by relive2usfate July 10, 2011

Captain Morgan

The act of farting in someone's face while your leg is propped up.

Dude I totally had to Captain Morgan him

by FKRPrints October 04, 2013

Captain Morgan

Sexual Act. Getting a Blow Job and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your load into her eye, then when she stands up, you kick her lightly in the shin making her go "Arghh" while holding her eye closed and hopping on one leg.

I heard that Mike gave his girl a Captain Morgan the other night. She appears to be walking like she has a peg leg today."

by Mathers 1 July 25, 2008

Captain Morgan

A sex position in which the girl sits on a bathroom sink and the guy strikes a Captain Morgan pose at the point of penetration

I walked in on my friend doing his girlfriend Captain Morgan-style the other day

by rtv0587 November 22, 2009

Captain Morgan

1. A fictional character from an alchoholic beverage. Deprived of a black haired eye patch wearing pirate, but the actual captain has not been seen until...

2. CAPTAIN MORGAN! Ryan Costis, resident in Washington. He attends school and enjoys hanging with his wench, working on his new boat (thus leaving his old boat in dismay) and abandoning his 1st and 2nd mates

1. Captain Morgan was here!
2. CAPTAIN MORGAN IS AS GOOD AT MAKING LOVE AS HE IS MAKING RUM!

by 1st Mate October 11, 2004