The bruise

To bruise a girl with your penis.

1 "Hey man what did you do last night"
2 "I did, "the bruise""

The bruise by Cptneo January 12, 2009

The Brussels Fear 

A derivative of The Fear it may be encountrered after only a short time in the Belgian capital of Brussels.

Studies show that The Brussels Fear may be caused by the increased alcohol content of Belgian Beer. Conflicting studies have found that the true source of The Brussels Fear is the general sense of loathing one gets from being in Brussels.

The Brussels Fear is made worse by the local population's refusal to assist you with even the most basic of tasks, generally accompanied by the phrase 'It is not possible'.

The only known cure for The Brussels Fear is leaving Belgium however the effects of this illness can be felt for many days/lifetimes after.

The best feeling in the world is when the plane/eurostar starts moving and you know the worst is behind you. You then shake violently when you realise you still have the Brussels Fear.

The Brussels Fear by The HB September 2, 2010

Dick the Bruiser 

legendary pro wrestler in the 60s and 70s. Probably never used an actual wrestling hold his whole career. Mostly just pummelled opponests with his fist, also liked to throw them out of the ring and bash their head on the timekeeper's table. Other nicknmaes included "The Psychopath," "The Missing Link," and "The Most Dangerous Man Alive." Built like a fireplug at about 5'7" 240 lbs. Died of a heart attack while doing bench presses at home in 1991. Real name William Afflis.

Dick the Bruiser went from villain to fan favorite in St. Louis when he got into a feud with Black Jack Lanza.

Dick the Bruiser by Woody Thomas December 25, 2008

Billy the bruiser

Billy the bruiser

Aka billy kelly an absolute rebel apart of the latchford lot , known for the absolute crimes that he had committed one devious one was when picked someone’s bike up and launched across the field , hitting a poor innocent old lady on the head and putting her in critical condition, his main lad known as “max don’t pay tax” who has been involved in 12 organised bombing and Vehicular homicide, One famous quote of billy Kelly’s is “TAKE THAT BACK!”

There’s billy the bruiser watch out he might get max the side kick on ussssss watch out

Billy the bruiser by Ihatebillykelly November 3, 2019

Bruising the Banana

Similar to jacking off, but standing in a dark corner and sobbing while doing the act.

He really enjoys bruising the banana.

Bruising the Banana by mal1234 October 30, 2019

Bruised the porcelin 

When multiple flushes will not remove everything on the inside of a toilet after taking a dump. This can be particularily embarrassing at a house party where there's a single bathroom that everyone is using.

Dude, I couldn't help myself...I had to go. Unfortunately I bruised the porcelin and had to use some toilet paper to finish the job the toilet couldn't.

Bruised the porcelin by jimbobf June 29, 2011

Braise-the-Meat 

A masturbation method that involves dry jerking the meat followed by a wet jerk session, typically in the shower, in order to maximize performance.

I'm going to go braise-the-meat before I take that pussy to poundtown.

Braise-the-Meat by Jeremy Hartman August 13, 2016