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Order The Soufflé 

Being that one annoying fat guy who orders dessert when everyone else wants to leave.

Fingering a girl when she's on her period.

Dropping the soap in a prison shower.
Person 1: This dinner was great I'm stuffed.
Person 2: Yeah I have to go back to see the kids.
Person 3: Ah, I couldn't have another bite!
Person 4: YEAH, I'LL HAVE THE SOUFFLÉ
Waiter: That'll take 45 minutes.......
Person 4: THAT'S OK!

Person 1: Why are your fingers so red?
Person 2: I just ordered the soufflé!

Prisoner 1: Yo, why iz tra'quan walking so funny?
Prisoner 2: Nigga Order The Soufflé

Order the steak 

When going out to eat we all know steak is usually the most expensive thing on the menu, so “order the steak” is used to show that you/someone went all out when doing something.
Damn you’re turning 16 this year, you better order the steak for your birthday.

Did you see how huge Beyoncé’s new house is?! She really ordered the steak.
Order the steak by Niconicodiiie January 6, 2018

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Order of the Stick 

A web-comic parodying the adventures of a group of D&D characters written by Rich Burlew.

The latest issue of Order of the Stick can be found at www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript
'Belkar is my favorite character in Order of the Stick.'
Order of the Stick by Steve H. March 22, 2005

The 12th General Order of a Sentry - Navy

The Navy, like the Marine Corps, has 11 published General Orders of a Sentry.

However, since the first orr dipped into the water, Sailors have been smart-asses, if you give us 11 refined General Orders, we will give you back a vulgar 12th.

The 12th General Order of a Sentry is:
To walk my beat and beat my meat and fuck everything with in 15ft,
And Sir/Ma'am you are too fucking close!

This Definition is circa 1981, Naval Recruit Training Center, San Diego CA.
How the phase The 12th General Order of a Sentry - Navy , would be used
Officer: Recruit what is your 12th General Order !
Recruit: Sir/Ma'am, My 12th General Order is .... !

Shit Stirrer of the Highest Order 

A person that excel in Shit Stirring. While a group of people may be known for Shit Stirring, this person is the leader of the pack.
Tech #1: Bob in Accounting called, he is unhappy with his computer again !

Tech #2: He is the Shit Stirrer of the Highest Order (SSOTHO) for a PITA department.

Tech #1: Yeah Buddy !

Order of the Stick 

Created by Rich Burlew, OotS is one of the most awesome kickass webcomics in the world. Drawn as stick figures, OotS is a group of six adventurers: Their leader Roy Grenhilt (fighter), Haley Starshine (rogue), Durkon Thundershield (dwarven cleric), Belkar Bitterleaf (halfling ranger), Elan (bard) and Vaarsuvius (elven wizard).
"I'm a sexy, shoeless GOD OF WAR!!"
-Belkar Bitterleaf (Order of the Stick)