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The Johny is when you take a dump in a girls mouth then make her suck your penis
My girl totally gagged last night when i gave her the Johny
the Johny by Dan the jam man June 11, 2006
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What the john? 

Devin Caherly's catchphrase. Usually used when surprised.
Announcer: The winner of the lottery is Devin Caherly!
Devin: WHAT THE JOHN?
What the john? by iCruncher May 25, 2022

Hit the john 

Going to go use the bathroom
Hey I'm going to go hit the John
Hit the john by Jake Olson March 24, 2016

jiggle the john 

For a man to shake his dick after he pees to stop the dripping
little girl- dad what do you do after you pee
Dad-us men need to jiggle the john
jiggle the john by big guy June 21, 2015

The John Scale 

The scale from 1-10 for rating a girl on which personality is the judging criteria.

Such features include whether the girl is nice/fun/funny/sporty etc.
The ratings on the John Scale will depend on each individual's view of their ideal girl.
Person 1:- "Mate, she's only a 5 out of 10!"

Person 2:- "Yeah but she's a solid 9 on the John Scale!"
The John Scale by JammaJ64 December 22, 2013

to go to the john 

To go pee.

To go poop.

To go the washroom, the restroom.
Wait a sec! I have to go to the john! Wont be long!

Yeah we have to wait for her, she's at the john.

What The John Kane! 

1. To express contempt, surprise, or general dissatisfaction.
2. John Kane as being the substitution for any and all vulgar expletives/slang.
Guy #1: I just cut off my finger!
Guy #2: What the John Kane!

Mr. Deane: Where is all your homework? What the John Kane is going on here?
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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