iCruncher's definitions

Minor Attracted Person

Also known as MAP, it is slang for disgusting pedophile: A pedophile so desperate to get into the LGBT that they turn their pedophilia into a sexuality
It is seemingly a less terrible way to say "pedophile"
Similar to dreamsexuals, MAPs are everywhere on the Twitter and Gacha community

Person 1: I'm coming out as a Minor Attracted Person!
Person 2: No you're not, shut up you disgusting pedophile.

by iCruncher February 20, 2022

longgadog

a mix between a longannisa, a filipino sausage often made of pork and a hotdog sausage.

Person 1: What's your favorite food?
Person 2: longgadog

by iCruncher May 16, 2022

Stan 𝕏

Stan Twitter, but after Elon changed it into that stupid porn app

𝕏? That's literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard! It sounds like a porn app ffs. Stan Twitter would be Stan 𝕏 now!

by iCruncher October 5, 2023

gaytt

Noun (humorous, rare)
(1) A gay man with a large butt
(2) A gay man's butt

Rarely used to refer to those of a lesbian.

Nice gaytt, sister!

by iCruncher April 16, 2024

Skibidi Toilet

Cancer.

>I have skibidi toilet.
>>get well soon

by iCruncher March 15, 2024

What the john?

Devin Caherly's catchphrase. Usually used when surprised.

Announcer: The winner of the lottery is Devin Caherly!
Devin: WHAT THE JOHN?

by iCruncher May 25, 2022

Watersheep

a grey sheep that pewdiepie accidentally killed with a piston and magma block

Watersheep is grey.

by iCruncher February 21, 2022