longgadog

a mix between a longannisa, a filipino sausage often made of pork and a hotdog sausage.
Person 1: What's your favorite food?
Person 2: longgadog
by iCruncher May 17, 2022
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Yogurt Male

A part of the male hierarchy that is superior to alpha males and sigma males. Unlike sigma males, they only follow sigma rule #69, #420, and #666. They love yogurt, and always walk around with at least 5 yogurt cups. They may also bring frozen yogurt.

Pronounciation: YO-gurt Mail
That guy is holding a tub of yogurt! he must be a yogurt male.
by iCruncher March 16, 2022
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Watersheep

a grey sheep that pewdiepie accidentally killed with a piston and magma block
Watersheep is grey.
by iCruncher February 21, 2022
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Minor Attracted Person

Also known as MAP, it is slang for disgusting pedophile: A pedophile so desperate to get into the LGBT that they turn their pedophilia into a sexuality
It is seemingly a less terrible way to say "pedophile"
Similar to dreamsexuals, MAPs are everywhere on the Twitter and Gacha community
Person 1: I'm coming out as a Minor Attracted Person!
Person 2: No you're not, shut up you disgusting pedophile.
by iCruncher February 21, 2022
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What the john?

Announcer: The winner of the lottery is Devin Caherly!
Devin: WHAT THE JOHN?
by iCruncher May 25, 2022
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afc

Definition 1: Asian Food Channel
Definition 2: Away from Controller
by iCruncher May 30, 2022
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