A component of do-it-yourself cosmetic surgery to 'fashion the
gash' is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the intended recipient'
s chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new
clunge.
Critical components of this operation include sharpness of the blade, symmetry of the axe-wound and length of the handle. If the axe were too
short it could hit other sensitive areas such as Ma Belly.
Having spent thousands of pounds on surgery to remove the nub and avoid a difficult
awkward conversation and necessary discreet tucking, Susie prepared for the final stage of realignment. After being reminded that Sharkey was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to lean against his cement mixer and fashion the
gash for him.