Definitions by jockerty

do a die hard 

To perform an activity that may be considered to be dangerous.

"Yo, Sylvester, get me the mayonnaise."

"Low-fat?"

"Nah."

"Woah dude. No need to do a die hard."

do a die hard by jockerty July 18, 2019

born too hard 

A term used to describe the event of a woman having a miscarriage, and their child dying.

"So, where's the baby Sharon?"

"He was born too hard."

born too hard by jockerty May 17, 2019

big fat chocolate cake 

A euphemism for faeces.

"Christ, this smells like someone had a big fat chocolate cake in here!"

"Bob, get your fucking head out of the toilet."

big fat chocolate cake by jockerty May 2, 2019

what's your favourite colour?

Used as deterrent to try and avoid confrontations.

"Steve. I need you to answer me. Why was there child pornography in your room?"

"So Brad, what's your favourite colour?

what's your favourite colour? by jockerty April 10, 2019

the hollow tubes 

A brass or woodwind instrument. Can alternatively be used as the plural form as well.

"Ayo wanna hang later?"
"Sorry brosky, I gotta play with the hollow tubes."

the hollow tubes by jockerty April 4, 2019

sloshing out the gash 

Used to describe a substance appearing through a hole, rip or tear in a material or object. May also refer to a woman's period.

"I burnt myself earlier and now there's loads of yellow stuff sloshing out the gash."
"If you break into my house again I will rape you."

sloshing out the gash by jockerty April 4, 2019

Slamazon 

The part of the e-commerce website Amazon that specialises in selling Space Jam related merchandise.

"Howard where the hell where you? Horse surgery is a two-person job. You know that."
"Sorry honey. I was busy shopping on Slamazon."

Slamazon by jockerty April 1, 2019