big fat chocolate cake

A euphemism for faeces.

"Christ, this smells like someone had a big fat chocolate cake in here!"

"Bob, get your fucking head out of the toilet."

by jockerty May 2, 2019

Slamazon

The part of the e-commerce website Amazon that specialises in selling Space Jam related merchandise.

"Howard where the hell where you? Horse surgery is a two-person job. You know that."
"Sorry honey. I was busy shopping on Slamazon."

by jockerty April 1, 2019

the hollow tubes

A brass or woodwind instrument. Can alternatively be used as the plural form as well.

"Ayo wanna hang later?"
"Sorry brosky, I gotta play with the hollow tubes."

by jockerty April 4, 2019

do a die hard

To perform an activity that may be considered to be dangerous.

"Yo, Sylvester, get me the mayonnaise."

"Low-fat?"

"Nah."

"Woah dude. No need to do a die hard."

by jockerty July 18, 2019

Slamp

To slump into a relaxed/dejected position quite forcefully.

"Hey Michael, why are you slamping?"
"They've confirmed Space Jam 2."

by jockerty March 31, 2019

what's your favourite colour?

Used as deterrent to try and avoid confrontations.

"Steve. I need you to answer me. Why was there child pornography in your room?"

"So Brad, what's your favourite colour?

by jockerty April 10, 2019

Slamulet

Also known as a "good luck charm", a slamulet is an object believed to confer protection upon its possessor, usually referring to those worn by basketballers.

"The hell is Michael wearing on his wrist?"
"It's a slamulet, you muppet."

by jockerty March 31, 2019